(16 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Almond Butter, Vanilla, Banana, Pea Protein, Blue Spirulina, Hemp Seeds, Cinnamon, Maple, and Homemade Almond Milk. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. No Gluten. No Single Use Plastic. Just Real Food. BENEFITS: (Energizing, Muscle Supporting, and Antioxidant Rich) COMMENTS: Blue Spirulina Is A Nutrient Rich Aquatic Plant Packed With Antioxidants And Trace Minerals Nearly Impossible To Find In A Standard American Diet. Almost No Taste. All The Benefits. Cold Pressed. No HPP. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ SKYDIVING STORY: At Wheels Off One Jumper Would Shout Shwangah And Twenty One Others Would Roar Back Fly Baby Fly, And Somewhere Over Florida Another Crew Chanted Blue Skies And Something About Death So Deep That Nobody Ever Wrote It Down Because Some Things Only Make Sense At Altitude.

(16 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: 18 Greens, Pineapple, Ginger, Lemon, and Maple Syrup. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. No Gluten. No Single Use Plastic. Just Real Food. BENEFITS: (Alkalizing, Energizing, and Immune Boosting) COMMENTS: Even The Most Committed Green Haters Can Get Behind This One. We Use Just A Touch Of Pure Maple Syrup To Take The Edge Off. Clean, Simple, And Approved. You Can Skip The Maple If You Are Feeling Brave. Cold Pressed. No HPP. No Compromises. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ MATH LESSON: Eighteen Greens Plus One Pineapple Plus Ginger Plus Lemon Equals More Nutrients Than A Multivitamin, Zero Fillers, And Exactly One Reason To Skip The Sad Desk Lunch. The Math Is Simple. The Results Are Not Negotiable.

(16 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Strawberries, Raspberries, Blueberries, Goji Berries, Schisandra Berries, Banana, Almond Butter, Hemp Protein, Dates, and Homemade Almond Milk. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. No Gluten. No Single Use Plastic. Just Real Food. BENEFITS: (Antioxidant Rich, Muscle Supporting, and Immune Boosting) COMMENTS: Kid Approved. Grumpy Adult Approved. Guaranteed Delicious For Anyone Who Loves Berries. That Good. Cold Pressed. No HPP. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ SCIENCE LESSON: Berries And Stone Fruits Contain The Highest Concentrations Of Antioxidants Found In Nature, And Antioxidants Do One Critical Job, They Intercept The High Energy Particles Constantly Bombarding Your Body From The Universe And Neutralize Them Before They Tear Your Cells Apart. Without Them You Age Faster, Break Down Sooner, And Feel It. This Smoothie Is Your Shield.

(16 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Vanilla, Pea Protein, Almond Butter, Cinnamon, Hemp Seeds, Banana, Dates, and Homemade Almond Milk. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. No Gluten. No Single Use Plastic. Just Real Food. BENEFITS: (Energizing, Muscle Supporting, and Mood Boosting) COMMENTS: If We Were A Trendy LA Spot This Would Be $22.50. We Are Not Into Price Gouging And New Yorkers Would Not Let Us Get Away With It Anyway. In 2011 A Hedge Fund Manager Invested In My Old Juice Company And Immediately Scolded Me For Not Having A Vanilla Smoothie On The Menu. He Was Correct. It Was One Of Fourteen Things He Got Right. This Is That Smoothie. Better Late Than Never. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿

(16 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Mint, Cacao Nibs, Banana, Chia Seeds, Green Spirulina, Pea Protein, Dates, and Homemade Almond Milk. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. No Gluten. No Single Use Plastic. Just Real Food. BENEFITS: (Energizing, Antioxidant Rich, and Muscle Supporting) COMMENTS: In A World Of Vanilla, Chocolate, And Berry, This Mint Creation May Not Scream First Choice. But You Are Not Just Miscalculating, You Are Flunking Smoothieology 101. This Is The Smoothie Equivalent Of A Rockstar. If You Love Mint, Congratulations, You Found Your Savior. 🦸 PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ INVESTOR STORY: The Same Hedge Fund Manager Who Scolded Me For Missing Vanilla Came Back And Said We Have Vanilla, Chocolate, And Strawberry, Where Is The Mint Smoothie. Thirteen Years At Harvard To Simply Fix The Menu Board. The Man Was A Tortured Genius And He Was Correct Again.

(16 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Raw Cacao, Almond Butter, Banana, Avocado, Ashwagandha, Hemp Seeds, Cinnamon, and Dates. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. No Gluten. No Single Use Plastic. Just Real Food. BENEFITS: (Mood Lifting, Anti-Inflammatory, and Muscle Supporting) COMMENTS: Ashwagandha Is A Food Grade Root Powder, Not A Mushroom, Known For Its Calming Properties And Nearly Neutral Taste. Chocolate Is Another Word For Heart. Pure Raw Cacao Has Been Used For Centuries In South American Ceremonies To Open The Heart, Dissolve Barriers, And Reconnect People To Themselves. We Bring That Same Intention Here At goodsugar. If You Stick Around You Will Hear Plenty More Of That Soulful Slightly Abstract Stuff We Love. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿

(16 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Cold Brew, Banana, Almond Butter, Hemp Seeds, Pea Protein, Dates, and Homemade Almond Milk. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. No Gluten. No Single Use Plastic. Just Real Food. Contains Caffeinated Cold Brewed Coffee! BENEFITS: (Energizing, Muscle Supporting, and Focus Boosting) COMMENTS: Cold Brew Meets Clean Nutrition In One Dangerously Delicious Glass. Protein, Healthy Fats, Natural Sugars From Dates And Banana, And Enough Caffeine To Make Your To Do List Nervous. Just Real Food That Happens To Wake You Up. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ ASTROLOGY READING: With Mercury In Cold Brew And Your Almond Moon Rising, The Stars Suggest You Were Always Going To Order This, Your Only Mistake Was Hesitating, Drink It Before Your Rising Sign Changes Its Mind And Orders A Sad Drip Coffee From Somewhere Deeply Unworthy Of Your Chart.

(16 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Cold Brew Coffee, Homemade Almond Milk, Banana, Dates, Tahini, and Cinnamon. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. No Gluten. No Single Use Plastic. Just Real Food. Contains Caffeinated Cold Brew Coffee. BENEFITS: (Energizing, Focus Boosting, and Mood Lifting) COMMENTS: Cold Brew Meets Tahini In A Combination That Sounds Unusual And Tastes Like A Decision You Will Never Regret. Banana And Dates Handle The Sweetness. Cinnamon Ties Everything Together Like It Always Does. No Refined Sugar. No Gluten. Just Real Food That Happens To Wake You Up Beautifully. ✿ ✿ ✿ CONSCIOUSNESS THEORY: What If Consciousness Did Not Emerge From Spacetime But Actually Preceded It, And The Universe Did Not Create Awareness But Awareness Created The Universe. What If You Were Never A Byproduct Of Matter But The Reason It Exists At All. Drink This And Sit With That For A Minute.

(16oz.) INGREDIENTS: Almonds and Water. Organic. Made Fresh Daily. 🥛🌿 COMMENTS: This Is Likely The Only Real Estate Where We Can Talk About How Boxed Nut Milks Hurt The Smoothie Industry. If You Own A Smoothie Place Just Make The Nut Milks Yourself. It Is Just Almonds And Water. Most Boxed Nut Milks Contain Carrageenan, Guar Gum, Gellan Gum, Natural Flavors, And Synthetic Vitamins Added Back After Processing Destroyed The Originals. Several Are Known Endocrine Disruptors Nobody Wants To Talk About. We Talk About It. Our Copycat Friends Make Two Silly Blunders. They Sell Their Smoothies In Plastic Bottles And They Use Boxed Processed Oat, Almond, Or Soy Milk. Yikes. We Make Ours Fresh Every Single Day. We Do Not Dabble In Boxed Anything. Two Ingredients. Nothing Hiding. Nothing Disrupting. Just Almonds And Water Doing Exactly What They Are Supposed To Do. 🌱✨ ✿ ✿ ✿

(16 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Mango, Pineapple, Pea Protein, Coconut, and Maple. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. BENEFITS: (Energizing, Muscle Supporting, and Immune Boosting) COMMENTS: Crafted With Luscious Mangoes And The Sweet Tang Of Pineapple, This Tropical Elixir Is An Ode To Paradise. Infused With Pea Protein, It Is A Delightful Treat For Both Body And Soul. Each Sip Carries The Essence Of Sun Kissed Coconuts On A Journey To The Tropics. Cold Pressed. No HPP. No Compromises. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ ISRAEL FRUIT STORY: The land of Israel has cultivated mangoes, dates, figs, and pomegranates for thousands of years, with ancient texts describing it as a land flowing with abundance and sweetness. Today Israeli farmers are among the most innovative growers in the world, coaxing extraordinary tropical fruit from desert soil through sheer ingenuity and love of the land.

(24 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Açaí, Blueberries, Banana, Pea Protein, Hemp Seeds, Dates, and Homemade Almond Milk. Choice Of 3 Toppings. All Organic. COMMENTS: Not Boxed. Not Low Quality. Not Garbage. Fresh. Daily. Ours. We Make Our Own Milk Fresh Daily. No Sweeteners. No Gums. No Thickeners. No Nonsense. Who The Hell Wants That Moving Around In Their Blood. The Thing About Being Creative In This Business Is That You Cannot Let Greed Ruin The Product. Every Age Group Is A Customer, Starting At One And Going Past A Hundred. People Rely On This Food After Surgery, Working Through Illness, Healing. This Is Not The Place For Gimmicks Or Corrupt Ingredients. This Is The Place Where The Food Is Actually Doing Something. The Portion Is Big. Share It Or Eat The Whole Thing Alone. You Decide When You Are At Home. ✿ ✿ ✿

(24 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Raw Cacao, Banana, Pea Protein, Cinnamon, Dates, and Homemade Almond Milk. Choice Of 3 Toppings. All Organic. COMMENTS: In All Honesty The Only Complaint We Have Ever Heard Is That The Portion Is 25% Too Large. We Agreed. The Blender Cannot Make The Right Texture Without The Exact Amount That Comes Out. So You Get More. Terrible Problem. Pick Your Toppings And Never Doubt How Good We Are At This. We Make Our Own Base Milk. All Vegan. All Kosher. Never Whey Protein. No Garbage. No Stevia Killing The Taste. Just Superfoods, Fruits, Spices, And Nothing Else. Invented On An Island. Manhattan, Not Maui Or The Bahamas. Invented On East 1st Street. ✿ ✿ ✿

(24 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Dragon Fruit, Pineapple, Strawberry, Plant Based Creatine Booster. Choice of 3 Toppings. All Organic. Our chief of smoothie and bakery, Peter Kay, insisted we put his daily bowl on the menu. Peter runs our P&L, spent a decade as COO of Juice Press, and was a bodybuilder in his 20s. The man knows his fruit. Smart guy. We guess Naomi's favorite smoothie is next, gotta keep the team happy. No sweeteners. No gums. No thickeners. No nonsense. ✿ ✿ ✿

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: 18 Mineral Rich Greens, Celery, Cucumber, Lemon, and a Hint of Ginger. All Organic. BENEFITS: (Alkalizing, Mineralizing, and Hydrating) COMMENTS: This is, without a doubt, my all time favorite. It transports me back to a golden age of bold experimentation and unparalleled greatness, fondly called the 'Mother Earth' era. (Back when the juices at my former workplace were truly divine, before they tampered with HPP.) This green powerhouse, despite its intensity, delivers a smooth, satisfying finish. We steer clear of HPP pasteurization. Our juices are unapologetically cold pressed, organic, and crafted to perfection. You won't find this liquid bliss at the giant juiceries anymore. HPP? Let me just say, it is not our thing. PRICING: Cold Pressed Greens Take Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ ASTROLOGY READING: With Eighteen Greens In Retrograde, You Will Feel Aligned, Centered, And Slightly Smug.

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Apple, Pineapple, a Mix of 18 Greens, and Lemon. All Organic. BENEFITS: (Energizing, Alkalizing, and Immune Boosting) COMMENTS: This Juice Has Passed The Most Rigorous Quality Test Known To Man, My Wife. We Met In 2010, And She Told Me, "I Only Drink Juice From Your Shop." That Was Then. Now She Says, "Don't Come Home WithOUT That Juice!" High Praise, Disguised As A Threat. This Tropical Powerhouse Balances The Sweetness Of Apple And Pineapple With The Depth Of Eighteen Greens And A Lift Of Lemon. We Do Not HPP Pasteurize. Our Juices Are Cold Pressed, Organic, And Made Fresh To Order. You Will Not Find This Goodness At The Giant Juiceries Anymore. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ SCIENCE LESSON: Pineapple contains bromelain, a natural enzyme that aids digestion and reduces inflammation, making this green blend not only functional but delicious.

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Beet, Carrot, Pineapple, Pear, Ginger, and Lemon. All Organic. BENEFITS: (Energizing, Detoxifying, and Anti-Inflammatory) COMMENTS: I Am A Certified Juice Maniac, And My Wife Is Right There With Me. We Basically Compete Over Who Drinks More Juice Each Week, Because Apparently This Is What Romance Becomes After Enough Chlorophyll. She Usually Makes Her Own At Home, Until She Gives Up And Says, "Bring Home Two Of Those." We Do Not HPP Pasteurize. Our Juices Are Cold Pressed, Organic, And Made Fresh To Order. You Will Not Find This Kind Of Goodness At The Giant Juiceries Anymore. HPP? Not Here, Not Ever. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ BRAIN RESET: Beet increases cerebral blood flow while ginger calms the vagus nerve, giving your nervous system the quiet reset it has been waiting for all day.

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Orange, Grapefruit, Ginger, Lemon, and Cayenne. All Organic. BENEFITS: (Alkalizing, Immune Boosting, and Anti-Inflammatory) COMMENTS: Citrus Has A Scary Acidic Reputation, But Once It Hits Digestion, It Acts More Alkalizing Than People Think. Unless You Have An Ulcer, Then Maybe Do Not Start A Citrus Street Fight In Your Stomach. Loaded With Antioxidants, Vitamin C, Natural Hydration, And Clean Fruit Carbohydrates. Ginger Brings The Anti-Inflammatory Punch. Cayenne Wakes Everybody Up. Cold Pressed. No HPP. No Dead Juice Pretending It Still Has A Pulse. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ HISTORY LESSON: In 1747, British naval surgeon James Lind discovered that citrus fruit cured scurvy, the disease killing sailors on long voyages, because their bodies had been starved of vitamin C for months at sea.

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Cucumber, Celery, Lemon, and Cilantro. All Organic. BENEFITS: (Alkalizing, Hydrating, and Detoxifying) COMMENTS: Light, Clean, Green, And Refreshing Enough To Make You Briefly Forgive Humanity. I Spent 19 Years Trying To Understand The Universe, Starting With E = mc², Until Quantum Physics Showed Up At The Planck Scale And Flipped The Table. Cold Pressed. No HPP. No Tired Juice In A Science Costume. Just Fresh Organic Plants Doing Their Little Green Job. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ SCIENCE LESSON: E = mc² tells us that mass and energy are the same thing in different forms, and that a tiny amount of mass contains an almost incomprehensible amount of energy locked inside it. This juice will not split any atoms, but it will quietly power every cell in your body with something far gentler and just as real.

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Pear and Ginger. All Organic. BENEFITS: (Digestive, Hydrating, and Anti-Inflammatory) COMMENTS: 100% Pure Organic Cold Pressed Pear Juice, Cut With Ginger And Nothing Else. No Water. No Corner Cutting. No Fake Juice Economics. Pear Juice Is Levulose, Not Fructose, For The Nutrition Nerds In The Back. Pear Is Amazing. Always Delicious. This Should Be $21, But I Would Rather Help Everyone Get Healthy. Cold Pressed. No HPP. No Compromises. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ BUDDHA STORY: Under the Bodhi tree, the Buddha reached enlightenment not by force but by simply sitting still and letting the noise pass, which is exactly what a cold glass of pear and ginger asks of you.

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Celery. All Organic. BENEFITS: (Alkalizing, Mineralizing, and Anti-Inflammatory) COMMENTS: Just Celery, The Whole Celery, And Nothing But Celery. For 19 Years We Explored The Universe, From Quantum Physics To Relativity, Only To Discover That Simplicity Is The Ultimate Truth. Sometimes All You Need Is One Perfect Ingredient. No HPP. Cold Pressed. 100% Organic. Never High Pressure Processed. Just Pure Unadulterated Liquid Perfection In Every Sip. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ BREATHING EXERCISE: Put the celery down for four seconds, inhale slowly through your nose, hold for four, exhale through your mouth for four, hold for four, and repeat until the noise settles and the only thing left is you, your breath, and this very good glass of celery juice.

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Pineapple. All Organic. BENEFITS: (Energizing, Digestive, and Immune Boosting) COMMENTS: Pure Pineapple. Nothing Added. No Water. No Sugar. Just Divine. When We First Opened On Sixty Ninth Street, A Customer Insisted We Were Adding Sugar. So I Walked To The Fridge, Cut Open A Pineapple, Cubed It, And Said Taste This. This Is Sunlight, Good Soil, And Rainfall. That Was The End Of That Argument. Sweetness Changes With The Season. Everything Is Sweeter In Summer Light. What A Luxury It Is To Find A Ripe Pineapple And Drink It Down. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ DEBUNK: Flat earthers believe the planet is a disc, which is interesting because pineapples grow in curved rows on a round fruit, bees navigate by spherical sun angles, and nobody has ever fallen off the edge on the way to get juice.

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Thai Coconut Water, Raspberry, Blueberry, Strawberry, Watermelon, and Orange. All Organic. Seasonal. BENEFITS: (Hydrating, Antioxidant Rich, and Electrolyte Boosting) COMMENTS: A New Category We Are Excited About. Refreshing Organic Thai Coconut Water With A Fruit Cocktail Surprise. Whether You Enjoy The Fruit First Or Last Is Entirely Up To You. Free From Single Use Plastic. Free From Pesticides. Bursting With Cold Pressed Flavor. Off Season We Swap Watermelon For Pineapple. Kosher Supervised, As Always. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ SCIENCE LESSON: Four billion years ago, simple organic molecules in warm shallow water began bonding, folding, and copying themselves until something crossed the line from chemistry into life, and every fruit in this bottle is a direct descendant of that first impossible moment.

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Cucumber and E3Live Blue Green Algae. All Organic. BENEFITS: (Hydrating, Skin Nourishing, and Alkalizing) COMMENTS: Pure Organic Cucumber Blended With E3Live, The Ultimate Skin Hydration Known To Us Bald Monkeys. E3Live Is A Rare, Potent Freshwater Blue Green Algae. Nature's Formula For Vitality And Longevity. Not Corporate Nonsense. Street Fighter Transparent Talk. We Win Your Support Because We Earn It. Ask AI The Full Benefits Yourself. Cold Pressed. No HPP. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ MULTIVERSE THEORY: If multiple universes exist they must occupy something, and whatever contains them all is simply the real universe, meaning there was never a multiverse, just one extraordinarily big place we have not finished exploring yet.

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Turmeric, Ginger, Lemon, Black Pepper, Cardamom, Cinnamon, and Maple. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. BENEFITS: (Anti-Inflammatory, Digestive, and Immune Boosting) COMMENTS: Some People Say Juice Is Not Healthy. Those People Are Exhausting. Juice Delivers Enzymes, Probiotics, Vitamins, Minerals, And Antioxidants Straight To Your Cells. Zero Endocrine Disruptors, Unlike The Garbage Pretending To Be A Beverage. My Ex Business Partner Pasteurized His Juice, Added Eggs And Dairy, And Stayed Stuck In Plastic Like All The Rest. We Went A Different Way. We Give These Juices To Our Children And Ourselves, Which Is Why We Will Never Compromise. Stay With It Like Your Breathing Exercises. Maybe A Little Less Screen Time. We Love You. Buy This. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Lemon Juice, Black Tea, a Hint of 18 Greens Blend, and Maple Syrup. All Organic. BENEFITS: (Antioxidant rich, Energizing, and Hydrating) COMMENTS: Meet the Arnold Farmer, the country cousin of the Arnold Palmer. Classic black tea and lemonade, sweetened with real maple syrup because sugar is boring, with a sneaky splash of our 18 Greens Blend for a little green juice chaos. Yes, it is caffeinated. Why? Because tea has caffeine. If caffeine makes your nervous system feel like it has opened seven browser tabs at once, proceed with caution. Drink caffeine or do not. We are not your mother. PRICING: Cold Pressed Lemon, Organic Tea, Real Maple, And Actual Greens Take Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ ASTROLOGY READING: Mercury Is In Black Tea, Your Farmer Moon Is Rising, And The Stars Are Begging You To Stop Pretending You Are Above Caffeine. The Universe Approves, But Only Because It Is Also Tired.

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Lemon, Edible Rose, Purified Water, and Maple Syrup. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. BENEFITS: (Hydrating, Mood Lifting, and Antioxidant Rich) COMMENTS: Rose Brings The Soft, Fancy, Emotionally Balanced Libra Energy. Lemon Kicks In With Leo Confidence And Says, "Stand Up Straight, Sweetheart." Floral, Tart, Lightly Sweet, And Celestial Without Needing A Crystal Necklace Or A Moon Ceremony. Drink It And Radiate Responsibly. If You Hang Around Our Shop Long Enough, You Will Notice The Construction Workers From The Neighborhood Quietly Sneaking This One. Big Boots, Hard Hats, And A Secret Rose Water Habit Because Even The Toughest Among Us Deserves To Feel Beautiful Inside. No Judgment. Only Flowers. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Lemon, Dragon Fruit, Ginger, and Maple Syrup. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. On The Tart Side. BENEFITS: (Energizing, Antioxidant Rich, and Immune Boosting) COMMENTS: Before Gatorade, Villagers Had Dragon Fruit Lemonade For Soldiers Fighting Actual Dragons, Allegedly. The Fruit Looks Like Dragon Scales Because, According To My Very Scientific Theory, Extinct Dragons Turned Into Fruit To Keep The Bloodline Going. Dragons Return In 2363, Smaller And Less Annoying. Sadly, We May Miss It. Until Then, Drink This. Cold Pressed. No HPP. No Refined Sugar. Just Fresh Organic Ingredients With A Tart Kick. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ BEDTIME STORY: Once upon a time, a small dragon named Pip retired from terrorizing villages, transformed into a spiky pink fruit, and asked one thing of the world, drink him cold pressed, never pasteurized, and always before bed.

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Lemon, Butterfly Pea Tea, Trace Mineral Electrolytes, and Maple Syrup. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. BENEFITS: (Hydrating, Mineralizing, and Nerve Supporting) COMMENTS: This Is Lemonade With A Tiny Electrical Engineering Degree. Minerals Like Magnesium, Sodium, Potassium, And Boron Help The Body Move Electrical Signals, Which Matters For Nerves, Muscles, Heartbeat, And Basic Human Wiring. Butterfly Pea Brings The Color. Lemon Brings The Bite. Minerals Keep The Internal Power Grid From Acting Stupid. Maple Makes Everyone Behave. No HPP. No Compromises. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ JUICE HISTORY: A man named Doug Green pioneered cold pressed juice long before it became a lifestyle brand, quietly built something real, and then vanished into thin air. Every honest cold pressed bottle made today owes him a nod.

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Cilantro, Celery, Pineapple, Lemon, Ginger. AVAILABILITY: Scarcity of Organic Cilantro Will Determine How Often We Can Keep This in Stock. BENEFITS: Cilantro Binding Heavy Metals and Supporting Detoxification. Celery Delivering Electrolytes That Hydrate Deeply. Pineapple Bringing Bromelain for Digestion and Bloat. Lemon Alkalizing and Loading Vitamin C. Ginger Calming Inflammation and Waking Up Digestion 🌿🍋💚 CHAKRAS: Think of the Chakras as Pointing to the Nervous System. Relaxed or Anxious, Those Are the Two Modes. All Roads Lead Back to Regulation. The Chakras Are Aligned When We Are in the Parasympathetic State. Slow Deep Breaths, My Friends. That Is the Only Hack.

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Watermelon. All Organic. Limited Edition Seasonal. Nothing Added. BENEFITS: (Hydrating, Antioxidant Rich, and Anti-Inflammatory) COMMENTS: Support The New MAGA Movement. Make America Glass Again 🫙 Cold Pressing Watermelon Extracts Every Flavor Molecule And Delivers Them To Your Tongue 👅 And Your Nose 👃 We Eat In Part With Our Noses. Always Have. The Aroma Is Half The Experience. Feed Your Nose. 🍉 PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ ONE CONSCIOUSNESS: Judaism, Christianity, and Islam Share The Same Father, The Same Stories, And The Same Basic Command To Be Decent To Each Other. We Are One Species On One Rock Floating In One Universe. The Differences That Divide Us Are Smaller Than A Watermelon Seed. Drink Together. Be Nice. We Only Get One Shot At This.

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Honeydew. All Organic. Limited Edition Seasonal. Nothing Added. BENEFITS: (Hydrating, Energizing, and Skin Nourishing) COMMENTS: Support The New MAGA Movement. Make America Glass Again 🫙 Cold Pressing Honeydew Yields A Clean, Luminous Nectar That Your Body Actually Knows What To Do With. Our Main Juicing Person Comes In At 1:00 AM While The Neighbor On The 7th Floor Complains About The Vibrations. We Are Sorry. The Honeydew Does Not Press Itself. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ SCIENCE LESSON: Carbohydrates Are The Primary Fuel Of The Human Body, Not Protein, Not Processed Food, Not Supplements. Every Cell, Especially Your Brain, Runs On Clean Plant Carbohydrates First. Honeydew Delivers Exactly That, Pure, Natural, Unprocessed Energy Straight From The Soil To Your Bloodstream. Feed The Machine What It Actually Wants.

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Pure coconut water and coconut flesh from Thailand blended to creamy perfection. Nothing added and nothing compromised. BENEFITS: (Hydrating, Electrolyte Rich, and Gut Nourishing) COMMENTS: Coconut meat from Thailand is 💰. Philosophy: There are more affordable 🥥 options from places like Jamaica or the Bahamas, but Thai 🇹🇭 coconuts are naturally sweeter and yield better flesh. PRICING: We Understand The Pricing Feels 📈 High Right Now, But There Are Nearly 2 🥥🥥 In This Health Beneficial "Juice/Smoothie," So Please Enjoy. ✿ ✿ ✿ ASTROLOGY READING: With Mercury In Retrograde, The Universe Strongly Suggests You Drink This Slowly, Hydrate Twice, And Reconsider That Email.

(2.5 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Turmeric, Ginger, Apple Cider Vinegar, Pineapple, Lemon, Black Pepper, Cinnamon, Cardamom, Plant Enzymes, and Vegan Probiotic. All Organic. Fresh Made. Never Pasteurized. BENEFITS: (Anti-Inflammatory, Digestive, and Immune Boosting) COMMENTS: Incredibly Smooth And Delivers Immediate Satisfaction. Turmeric And Black Pepper Together Match Ginger's Anti-Inflammatory Prowess. Not Pasteurized, Unlike Those Lackluster Shots Across New York City. Maximum Nutrition. Unrivaled Taste. Always Fresh, Never Aged. When You Shop With Us You Are Embracing Organic Excellence. ✿ ✿ ✿ LAO TSE: Lao Tse Was An Ancient Chinese Philosopher Who Wrote The Tao Te Ching Around 600 BC, A Slim, Quietly Radical Text Suggesting That The Universe Runs Not On Force Or Ambition But On Stillness, Flow, And The Kind Of Effortless Wisdom That Sounds Simple Until You Actually Try To Live It. Much Like This Shot.

(2.5 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: 18 Verdant Greens, Celery, Cucumber, Lemon, and Ginger. All Organic. BENEFITS: (Alkalizing, Mineralizing, and Hydrating) COMMENTS: A Blend Of Vibrant Greens, Crisp Celery, Cool Cucumber, And Invigorating Ginger. Enhanced With A Touch Of Lemon, It Becomes A Potion Bursting With Vitality. Cold Pressed. No HPP. No Compromises. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ COLOR THEORY: The Color Green Signals Safety And Calm To The Human Brain, Lowering Cortisol, Reducing Eye Strain, And Quietly Telling Your Nervous System That Everything Is Going To Be Fine. It Is The Color Of Growth, Of Nature, Of Go. No Coincidence That The Most Healing Foods On The Planet Are Green. Drink It. Stare At It First. Let It Work On You Before It Even Hits Your Lips.

(2.5 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Apple Cider Vinegar, Apple, Ginger, Lemon, and Blue Spirulina. All Organic. Never Pasteurized. BENEFITS: (Digestive, Immune Boosting, and Anti-Inflammatory) COMMENTS: Blue Spirulina Has No Taste, Making This Spicy Shot A Versatile And Flavorful Powerhouse. Its Mesmerizing Alien Blue Hue Is Even More Captivating Than Frank Sinatra's Eyes. Cold Pressed. Never Pasteurized. Never Lackluster. ✿ ✿ ✿ COLOR THEORY: Blue Is The Rarest Color In Nature And The One The Human Brain Responds To Most Deeply, Lowering Heart Rate, Expanding The Sense Of Time, And Triggering A Quiet Awe That Researchers Have Linked To Creativity And Mental Clarity. It Is The Color Of Sky, Ocean, And Possibility. There Is Almost No Blue Food On Earth, Which Is Exactly Why This Shot Stops People In Their Tracks. Drink The Rarest Color. See What It Does To Your Afternoon.

(2.5 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Elderberry, Lemon, and Maple Syrup. All Organic. Never Pasteurized. BENEFITS: (Antioxidant Rich, Immune Boosting, and Anti-Inflammatory) COMMENTS: Our Only Non-Hot Shot, But Still Effective As An Antioxidant Fighting Crime In Your Chemistry. Speaking Of Which, I Do Not Have An Aunt Named Oxidant. I Have Seven Aunts, Three On My Mother's Side And Four On My Father's, With Names Like Barbara And Sarah. A Shot Named Aunt Barbara Would Never Sell. Trust Us. The Deep, Rich, Jewel Toned Red Of Elderberry Is No Accident. That Color Is The Visual Signature Of Anthocyanins, The Pigment Compounds That Give Dark Berries Their Immune Boosting, Cell Protecting Power. The Deeper The Red, The Harder It Works. This One Works Very Hard. Cold Pressed. Never Pasteurized. ✿ ✿ ✿

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Turmeric, Ginger, Pineapple, Lemon, Apple Cider Vinegar, Black Pepper, Enzymes, Cardamom, Prebiotics. Diluted With 9.5 Oz. of 🔥 Hot Water. Served in a Mason Jar 🫙 Leaves Hot. Temperature Varies Based on Delivery Time. Supports Immunity ✨ FORUTUNE: What Are the Subjects That Intersect When We Talk About Health and Wellness? It Starts With Mental Health, Which Really Just Boils Down to Regulating the Nervous System. Physical Health, Which Is Just as Complicated, Involves Diet, Exercise, Rest, and Living in a Clean Environment. Being Symptom Free and Happy Are Two Critical Measurements of Real Health. How Do We Learn to Do the Right Thing? We Listen First to Teachers, and Then We Find Some Way of Empowering Ourselves So That We Can Take Action. When We Take That Action a Dozen or More Times It Becomes a Pattern, and After a Month or Two It Really Becomes Lifestyle. Patterns and Habits, That Is All There Is to It.

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Ginger, Lemon, Cayenne. Diluted With 9.5 Oz. of 🔥 Hot Water. Served in a Mason Jar 🫙 Leaves Hot. Temperature Varies Based on Delivery Time. Supports Immunity. Symptom Relief. Humans Have Always Been Looking for Cheap Calories. When We Were Hunters and Gatherers, We Looked for the Most Energy Economical Way to Cultivate or Capture Food, and It Is No Different Today. Now It Is Just a Money Based System, and Our Need to Be Frugal and Economize out of Necessity Has Meant That Over Time We Stopped Recognizing Exactly What Food Is. Generation After Generation Is Born Thinking That Water Comes From a Plastic Bottle and That Almost Everything We Eat Comes From a Package. There Is No Way We Are Going Back to the Old Methods, but We Should at Least Think About the Primordial Patterns We Have Interrupted by Becoming Domesticated Animals.

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Ginger, Lemon, Cayenne, Golden Seal, Echinacea, Blue Spirulina. Diluted With 9.5 Oz. of 🔥 Hot Water. Served in a Mason Jar 🫙 FORTUNE: Self Help Gurus That Train Themselves Are Equivalent to a Surgeon That Is Self Taught. It Is Possible, but Unlikely That One Could Cover All Subjects on Their Own Even With a 180 IQ. I Would Not Know. I Am Lucky if My IQ Is 130. Anyway, Without Proper Training on How to Deliver Motivational Help to People, the Teacher Can Fall Astray. They Lose Time for Their Own Healing, They Get Caught Up With Fame, and Addicted to Thought Itself. Beware Future Gurus, We All Have a Lot of Work to Do.

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: 18 Greens Blend, Ginger, Chlorophyll. Diluted With 9.5 Oz. of 🔥 Hot Water. Served in a Mason Jar 🫙 FORTUNE: The Most Valuable Lesson in All Self Help Systems, Including, Dare I Say, Religions, Is Breathing Work, Chanting, Prayer of Sacred Words, and Compassion. As Long as You Pray and Sing to God's Name and Live in Joy With Creation, You Have a Great Chance to Become Awake. We May Also Approach Waking Up as a Psychological Game, Where We Become the Observer, Watching the Mind Try to Think Its Way Out of Suffering and Into Liberation. All Philosophy Does Is Point the Way. The Deep Knowledge We Must Discover on Our Own. No One Owns It.

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Super Elderberry, Immunity RX, American Ginseng, Echinacea, Lemon, Maple. Diluted With 9.5 Oz. of 🔥 Hot Water. Served in a Mason Jar 🫙🌿🫐 Leaves Hot. Temperature Varies Based on Delivery Time. Supports Immunity. High in Antioxidants. Antioxidants Bind Electrons Knocked Free by High Energy Particles Bombarding the Planet Every Moment. Sometimes They Damage Cells. There Is a More Scientific Way to Say This but Who Gives a *$&#@. You Are Drinking Berry Potent Extracts From Beautiful Berries. You Are Turning Out Fine. Drink Up.

(8 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Chia Seeds, Cashews, Dates, Vanilla, and Coconut Oil. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. Fresh, Plant Based, Kosher, Gluten Free. 🌱 BENEFITS: (Omega 3 Rich, Energizing, and Digestive) COMMENTS: My 97 Year Old Mentor Fred Bisci Finally Tried This After We Had Been Open For Three Years. Three Years. He Looked At Me And Said, My Lord, No One Does Chia Like You. I Said Thank You Fred. I Had Been Waiting 1,095 Days For That Review. 🙏 The Base Cashew Milk Is The Same As Our Oatmeal But The Texture Is Its Own Thing Entirely. Switch It Up Daily, Alternating Between Oats And Chia To Keep Things Interesting. Chia Seeds Are A Rich Source Of Omega 3, The Nutrient People Suffer Through Cod Liver Oil For. Same Benefits. Far Better Experience. ✿ ✿ ✿

(8 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Steel Cut Oats, Cashews, Dates, Vanilla, and Coconut Oil. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. Fresh, Plant Based, Kosher, Gluten Free. 🌱 BENEFITS: (Energizing, Fiber Rich, and Heart Healthy) COMMENTS: Many Are Unaware That This Is The Original 2010 Recipe That Sparked The Entire Craze. 🔥 Unmatched And Unrivaled, Including By My Former Company. Organic Steel Cut Oats, Expertly Soaked Overnight, Blended With Homemade Cashew Milk, Then Left To Set. That Is The Process. We Have Been Doing It Longer Than Most Of Our Imitators Have Been In Business. 🕰️ Oats Are A Powerhouse Of Nutrition. You Will Feel As Strong As A Racehorse. 🐎 Possibly Look Like One Too. Results May Vary. ✿ ✿ ✿

(8 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Chia Seeds, Cashews, Matcha, Blue Green Algae, Pea Flower, Dates, Vanilla, and Coconut Oil. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. Fresh, Plant Based, Kosher, Gluten Free. 🌱🍵 BENEFITS: (Omega 3 Rich, Antioxidant Rich, and Brain Supporting) COMMENTS: The Base Is A Powerhouse. Nutrient Dense, Delicious, And Kid Friendly. 🧒 Chia Packs Omega 3s For Brain Growth, Fiber And Protein For Steady Energy, And Minerals Like Calcium And Magnesium For Strong Bones. 💪 Matcha Brings Calm, Focused Energy Without The Spike. Blue Green Algae Adds Rare Trace Minerals Your Body Quietly Craves. Pea Flower Gives The Color Without A Single Drop Of Lab Dye. Real Food. Real Benefits. No Lab Dye Needed. 🚫🎨 ✿ ✿ ✿

Super Healthy Tiramisu 🍰☕ INGREDIENTS: Coconut Meat, Cashews, Espresso, Almond Flour, Cinnamon, Cacao, Vanilla, Coconut Oil, and Maple. All Organic. Vegan, Kosher, No Refined Sugar. 🌱✨ BENEFITS: (Energizing, Antioxidant Rich, and Mood Lifting) COMMENTS: Real Food Disguised As Dessert. 🥸 All The Best Characteristics. Vegan, Organic, Kosher, No Refined Sugar, And Delicious. Your Cheat Meal That Is Not Actually Cheating. And Please Stop Emailing Us About The Calories. We Do Not Have Them Listed And We Are Not Going To Pretend This Is Diet Food. There Are Calories Here. Plenty Of Them. They Come From Real Ingredients That Your Body Knows Exactly What To Do With, Which Is Entirely Different From The Processed Nonsense Pretending To Be Tiramisu Everywhere Else. Eat It. Enjoy It. Move On. ✿ ✿ ✿

(8 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Banana, Cashews, Vanilla, Maple, Cinnamon, and Coconut Flakes. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. Fresh, Plant Based, Kosher, Gluten Free. 🍌🥥 BENEFITS: (Energizing, Mood Lifting, and Heart Healthy) COMMENTS: Forget Magnolia's Cream Pudding Loaded With Refined Sugar. 🚫 This Has Barely Two Tablespoons Of Maple Syrup In The Entire Thing. Same Satisfaction. None Of The Regret. Your Pancreas Says Thank You. 🙏 Yes There Are Calories Here. Banana And Cashews Are Generous That Way. But These Are The Kind Of Calories That Fuel Your Brain, Steady Your Mood, And Keep You Full Without The Crash. Dense, Clean, Slow Burning Energy From Real Food That Your Body Recognizes. Not The Empty Kind That Leaves You Staring Into The Refrigerator An Hour Later Wondering What Happened. Eat This Instead. ✿ ✿ ✿

(8 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Raspberries, Blueberries, Coconut Oil, Brazil Nuts, Almonds, Dates, Lemon Juice, and Maple. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. Fresh, Plant Based, Kosher, Gluten Free. 🫐🍋 BENEFITS: (Antioxidant Rich, Heart Healthy, and Brain Supporting) COMMENTS: Pro Tip: Buy The Oatmeal And Mix It With This. Eat Only Half In One Day. Save The Rest For Tomorrow. Two Meals For The Price Of Your Self Control. 💪🥄 Brazil Nuts Are One Of The Richest Natural Sources Of Selenium On Earth, A Single One Covers Your Daily Needs. Raspberries And Blueberries Pile On The Antioxidants While Almonds And Coconut Oil Deliver The Slow Burning Healthy Fats That Keep Your Brain Sharp And Your Energy Steady. Dates And Maple Handle The Sweetness Without A Single Refined Grain Of Sugar In Sight. Dense, Real, And Quietly Extraordinary. 🌱✨ ✿ ✿ ✿

(8 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Matcha, Brazil Nuts, Almonds, Cashews, Dates, Banana, Coconut Oil, Lemon Juice, Homemade Coconut Milk, and Maple. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. Fresh, Plant Based, Kosher, Gluten Free. 🍵🥜🍌 BENEFITS: (Energizing, Antioxidant Rich, and Brain Supporting) COMMENTS: If You Love Matcha You Will Become Obsessed With This. For Three Years I Ate This Four Days A Week. Now I Get This And Mix It With The Raw Oats And Share The Combined Product With A Random Guest. 🎲 It Might Be You Next. No Application Necessary. No Loyalty Card. Just Luck. 🍀 Matcha Delivers Calm, Focused Energy Without The Spike Or The Crash. Brazil Nuts Cover Your Daily Selenium In A Single Nut. Banana And Dates Bring The Slow Burning Sweetness. Almonds, Cashews, And Coconut Oil Stack The Healthy Fats That Keep Your Brain Running Quietly And Efficiently All Day. Dense, Clean, And The Kind Of Thing You Will Think About Tomorrow Morning. 🌱✨ ✿ ✿ ✿

(8 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Apple, Cinnamon, Nutmeg, Rolled Oats, Almond Flour, Maple Syrup, Vanilla, Chia Seeds, Cashew, Coconut Oil, and Himalayan Salt. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. Fresh, Plant Based, Kosher, Gluten Free. 🍎🥧 BENEFITS: (Energizing, Fiber Rich, and Heart Healthy) COMMENTS: This Might Be My New Favorite. Maybe Yours Too. The Honest Truth Is It Is Hard To Pick At Goodsugar, Which Is Exactly Why You Need To Come Here Twice A Day And Try Everything. No Apologies For That Logic. The Apple Pie Of The Future. 🤖 Google It And Read About It On Twitter. Actually Do Not. Kids Need Far Less Screen Time So Maybe Just Eat This Instead. 📵 Apple And Cinnamon Together Are Basically Autumn In A Jar. Nutmeg And Vanilla Deepen It. Chia And Oats Build The Body. Cashew And Coconut Oil Bring The Richness. Himalayan Salt Ties Every Single Thing Together In The Way That Salt Always Does When Nobody Is Looking. 🌱✨ ✿ ✿ ✿

(8 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Almond Flour, Raw Cacao Powder, Cassava Flour, Chia Seeds, Maple Syrup, Olive Oil, Pink Sea Salt, and Vanilla Extract. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. Gluten Free. Vegan. 🍫🌱 BENEFITS: (Antioxidant Rich, Mood Lifting, and Anti-Inflammatory) COMMENTS: Mike Tyson Said Everyone Has A Plan Until They Get Hit. That Applies Here. You Plan To Take One Bite And Save The Rest. Instead It Is Lights Out. 🥊 Protein Rich. Gluten Free. Antioxidant. Mood Lifting. Omega Rich. Heart Healthy. Anti-Inflammatory. Mineral Rich. Calming. Soothing. Sustaining. Energizing. That Is Not A Wellness Brochure. That Is The Actual Ingredient List Doing Actual Things. You Will Not Believe How Clean This Food Is And Yet How Delicious. We Barely Believe It Ourselves And We Made It. A Value At Ten Dollars. You Try Making This. It Is A Lot Of Effort. 💪🌱 ✿ ✿ ✿

(8 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Pistachio Nut Buttér, Strawbérry, Cashéw, Vanilla, Rolléd Oats, Puré Cacao, and Maple Syrup. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. Dairy Free. Gluten Free. Vegan. 🍫🍓 BENEFITS: (Antioxidant Rich, Mood Lifting, and Heart Healthy) COMMENTS: Makes Dubai Chocolaté Into A Joké Around This Town. Cléan, Dairy And Réfinéd Sugar Fréé. Invéntéd Right Héré In América. 🇺🇸 This Is A Dréam Within A Dréam. Pistachios Aré All Thé Ragé. Cashéws Arén't Evén A Réal Nut. Look It Up. Théy Aré Séeds Living A Lié. 🥜 Oats Aré Glutén Fréé. Dubai Doésn't Havé Thé Bést Chocolaté. This Doés. And Crémé? Shé Is Végan Now. Shé Is Happiér. Shé Is Glowing. Shé Doésn't Miss Dairy At All. 🌱✨ ✿ ✿ ✿ Wé Gavé This A Ridiculous Namé To Séé If Péoplé Would Buy It If Thé Namé Was Frénch. Théy Do. It Works.

(8 Oz.) BERRY JAM 🫐🍓🍋 INGREDIENTS: Blueberry, Raspberry, Strawberry, Lemon Juice, and Maple Syrup. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. No Pectin. Keep Refrigerated. COMMENTS: Five Ingredients. No Pectin. No Refined Sugar. The Way Jam Was Before Jam Got Weird. 🫙 No Fillers. No Stabilizers. No Ingredients You Need A Chemistry Degree To Pronounce. Just Fruit, Lemon, And A Touch Of Maple Doing Exactly What They Have Always Been Meant To Do. Made In America. Right Here On 69th Street. 🇺🇸 The Jarred Stuff At The Supermarket Has Been Lying To You For Decades. This Has Not. Spread It On Everything. Tell Your Friends. Hide It From Your Roommate. ✿ ✿ ✿

Organic Pecans, Maple Syrup 🌰🍁 Pecans are one of the most antioxidant rich nuts on the planet. They are loaded with healthy fats that support heart health, magnesium for muscle and nerve function, zinc for immunity, and B vitamins for energy and brain health. They are anti inflammatory, good for your gut, and they help manage blood sugar levels. All of that in something that tastes like dessert 💚 Two ingredients. Zero guilt. Infinite snacking 🌱

Rolled Oats, Coconut, Cashew, Buckwheat, Coconut Oil, Maple Syrup, Teff, Almonds, Cacao, Maca, Salt, Rosemary Extract. Organic Ingredients. No Refined Sugar 🌿🍫🥥 Regular granola went home. This one stayed late and studied. Maca for energy and hormonal balance. Cacao for antioxidants and mood. Teff for iron and protein. Buckwheat for sustained energy without the crash. Rosemary extract keeping everything fresh and doing quiet anti inflammatory work in the background 💪 Twelve ingredients all showing up at full strength. No fillers. No refined sugar. No apologies 🌱✨

Dried Strawberries, Dried Raspberries, Dried Blueberries, Cashews, Almonds, Brazil Nuts, Dark Chocolate. Organic Ingredients 🍓🫐🍫🥜 This is not trail mix. This is a handful of the best decisions you will make all day. Antioxidant rich berries, heart healthy nuts, omega packed Brazil nuts, and dark chocolate that has absolutely earned its place in this bag. Every ingredient pulling its weight. Nobody coasting 💪 Grab a handful. Try not to eat the whole bag. Good luck with that 🌱✨

Rolled Oats, Cashews, Maple Syrup, Coconut Oil, Millet, Teff, Coconut, Poppy Seed, Strawberry, Lemon Oil, Lavender Oil, Rosemary Oil. Organic Ingredients. No Refined Sugar 🌿🍓🥥 This granola went to finishing school. Lemon oil, lavender, and rosemary walked into a bowl of oats and completely changed the conversation. Teff and millet showed up for the minerals. Strawberry brought the sweetness. Poppy seed just wanted to be included and honestly it earned it 🌸 Eat it with almond milk. Eat it dry by the handful at midnight. We are not judging. We are just glad you found it ✨🌱

Cashews, Coffee, Maple. Organic Ingredients. No Refined Sugar ☕🥜🍁 Three ingredients. One life changing decision. The cashew provides the base. The coffee provides the reason to get out of bed. The maple holds it all together with zero apologies 💚 Eat two. You are welcome ✨

Dates, Sesame Seeds, Sunflower Seeds, Raisins, Carob Powder, Apricots, Flax Seeds, Chia Seeds, Turmeric, Rice Flour, Black Pepper, Açaí Powder. Organic Ingredients 🌿🫐✨ Twelve ingredients that read like an ancient wellness manuscript somebody discovered in a cave and immediately turned into a snack bar 📜 Turmeric and black pepper together because black pepper activates turmeric absorption by 2000%. That is not a typo. Someone figured that out a very long time ago and we have not forgotten 💛 Carob instead of cacao. Açaí for the antioxidants. Dates and apricots bringing natural sweetness without refined sugar showing its face anywhere near this bar. Flax and chia doing their quiet omega 3 work as usual 💪 This is not a snack. This is a decision 🌱

Organic Sliced Dehydrated Bananas 🍌 Bananas are high in potassium, one of the main electrolytes your body actually needs. Instead of choking down highly processed electrolyte supplements in neon colors, get your minerals from plants the way nature intended 🌱 These bananas are grounded in objective reality. No lab. No powder. No packet. Just a banana that lost some water and gained a lot of character ✨

Dried Organic Mango, Lime, Chili 🥭🌶️🍋 The return of a classic nutrient dense snack. Which is suspicious because kids usually reject anything that sounds remotely healthy. We accept this victory quietly 🏆 Mango is loaded with Vitamin C, Vitamin A, folate, fiber, and natural enzymes that support digestion. It is also rich in natural sugars that satisfy the craving for sweets without sending your blood sugar on a roller coaster 🎢 When the body calls for something sweet, answering with tropical fruit is one of the smartest moves you can make. The fiber slows the sugar absorption, the nutrients actually do something useful, and your brain gets the sweetness hit it was asking for. Everyone wins 🌱 Mango also contains mangiferin, a powerful antioxidant with anti inflammatory properties, and it supports eye health, skin health, and immune function. All of that in something that tastes like a vacation ?

🌡️ Picked Up Hot From The Kettle And Should Arrive That Way. If It Does Not, We Tried. 🚴 INGREDIENTS: Cauliflower, Leeks, Celery, Potato, Yellow Onion, Garlic, Basil, Olive Oil, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, Smoked Paprika, Pink Salt, Black Pepper, Ginger, and Coconut Milk. All Organic. Delivered In A 16 Oz Glass Mason Jar. 🫙 BENEFITS: Cauliflower Supports Detoxification And Reduces Inflammation. Leeks And Onion Feed The Gut With Prebiotic Fiber. Garlic Is One Of Nature's Most Powerful Immune Compounds. Ginger Calms Digestion. Coconut Milk Delivers Healthy Fats That Help Your Body Absorb Every Fat Soluble Vitamin In This Bowl. COMMENTS: Cauliflower Is Nicer Cooked Than Raw But Eat Some Of These Cruciferous Vegetables Whole When You Can. Made On Premises By Three Very Happy Kitchen Staff And One Guy Who Is Fifty Fifty. He Is Still Great On A Bad Day. We Are Working On The Other Fifty. 🤷💚 ✿ ✿ ✿

🌡️ Picked Up Hot From The Kettle And Should Arrive That Way. If It Does Not, We Tried. 🚴 INGREDIENTS: Carrots, Ginger, Red Onions, Garlic, Coconut Oil, and Coconut Milk. All Organic. Delivered In A 16 Oz Glass Mason Jar. 🫙 BENEFITS: Carrots Deliver Beta Carotene For Eye Health And Immune Support. Ginger Reduces Inflammation And Calms Digestion. Garlic Is One Of Nature's Most Powerful Antimicrobial Compounds. Coconut Milk And Coconut Oil Provide Healthy Fats That Help Your Body Absorb Every Fat Soluble Nutrient In This Bowl. COMMENTS: Homemade. Not From Instant Powdered Soup. Made In America. 🇺🇸 Hey New York. These Soups Are The Cleanest Ingredient Soups Passed Down From My Great Juice And Soup Descendants At My Old Company. Allow Me To Mention Them By Name: Daniel Ceballos, Jermaine Jonas, And What Is That Argentine's Name? Oh Yeah. Martin Richards. The Three Kings. 👑👑👑 ✿ ✿ ✿

🌡️ Picked Up Hot From The Kettle And Should Arrive That Way. If It Does Not, We Tried. 🚴 INGREDIENTS: Red Lentils, Carrots, Yukon Gold Potato, Onion, Garlic, Jalapeño, Cumin, Berbere Spice Mix, Black Pepper, Lemon, Cilantro, and Olive Oil. All Organic. 16 Oz Glass Mason Jar. 🫙 BENEFITS: Red Lentils Pack Complete Plant Protein, Iron, And Slow Burning Carbs. Berbere Is One Of The Most Antioxidant Dense Spice Blends On Earth. Jalapeño And Cumin Boost Circulation. Lemon And Cilantro Brighten Everything. COMMENTS: Homemade. Not Powdered. Made In America. 🇺🇸 After I Left My Former Company They Switched To Instant Powdered Soup. They Broke Cardinal Rule F73212: Do Not Get Between A New Yorker And Their Homemade Hot Soup. That Rule Exists For A Reason. They Found Out. 🪦🥣 ✿ ✿ ✿

🌡️ Picked Up Hot From The Kettle And Should Arrive That Way. If It Does Not, We Tried. 🚴 INGREDIENTS: Split Pea, Carrot, Yukon Potato, Homemade Coconut Milk, Berbere, Pink Salt, Pepper, Garlic, Onion, and Spices. All Organic. 16 Oz Glass Mason Jar. 🫙 BENEFITS: Split Peas Deliver Complete Plant Protein, Iron, And Slow Burning Fiber. Carrots Add Beta Carotene. Coconut Milk Provides Healthy Fats. Berbere Is One Of The Most Antioxidant Dense Spice Blends On Earth. COMMENTS: Delicious And Simple. Berbere Is An Ethiopian And Eritrean Spice Blend That Has Been Around For Centuries. Chili Peppers, Fenugreek, Coriander, Cumin, Cardamom, And A Handful Of Other Warm Spices Ground Together. It Is What Happens When An Entire Culture Agrees On One Perfect Combination And Never Messes With It. 🇪🇹🔥 We Did Not Invent It. We Just Had The Good Sense To Put It In Our Soup. ✿ ✿ ✿

(32 Oz.) 🌡️ INGREDIENTS: Split Pea, Carrot, Yukon Potato, Homemade Coconut Milk, Berbere, Pink Salt, Pepper, Garlic, Onion, and Spices. All Organic. 🌱 BENEFITS: Split Peas Deliver Complete Plant Protein, Iron, And Slow Burning Fiber. Carrots Add Beta Carotene. Coconut Milk Provides Healthy Fats. Berbere Is One Of The Most Antioxidant Dense Spice Blends On Earth. COMMENTS: Heat In A Pan Or Next To A Nuclear Reactor. Whatever Is Easiest. ☢️🍲 Not From Powdered Vegetables. Ever. Hot Soup Should Never Be Poured Into Plastic. When Heat Meets Plastic The Plasticizers Leach Directly Into Your Food, Endocrine Disruptors Straight Into The Bowl You Were About To Feel Good About. Yech. We Use Glass Because Hot Soup Deserves Better Than A Container That Surrenders Its Chemistry Under Pressure. So Do You. 🌱💚 ✿ ✿ ✿

(32 Oz.) 🌡️ INGREDIENTS: Red Lentils, Carrots, Yukon Gold Potato, Onion, Garlic, Jalapeño, Cumin, Berbere Spice Mix, Black Pepper, Lemon, Cilantro, and Olive Oil. All Organic. 🌶️🍋 BENEFITS: Red Lentils Are A Complete Plant Protein Packed With Iron, Folate, And Slow Burning Complex Carbohydrates. Jalapeño And Cumin Boost Circulation And Digestion. Berbere Is One Of The Most Antioxidant Dense Spice Blends On Earth. Lemon And Cilantro Brighten Everything At The End. COMMENTS: Red Lentils Are A Superfood And A Pain To Cook. That Is Why We Exist. You Live Your Life. We Will Stand Here Stirring. 🥄💚 Hot Soup Should Never Touch Plastic. Heat Causes Plasticizers To Leach Directly Into Your Food, Endocrine Disruptors Straight Into The Bowl You Were About To Feel Good About. Yech. We Use Glass Because Hot Soup And The Person Eating It Both Deserve Better. 🌱 ✿ ✿ ✿

(32 Oz.) 🌡️ INGREDIENTS: Cauliflower, Leeks, Celery, Potato, Yellow Onion, Garlic, Basil, Olive Oil, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, Smoked Paprika, Pink Salt, Black Pepper, Ginger, and Homemade Coconut Milk. All Organic. 🥦🧄 BENEFITS: Cauliflower Supports Detoxification And Reduces Inflammation. Leeks And Onion Feed The Gut With Prebiotic Fiber. Garlic Is One Of Nature's Most Powerful Immune Compounds. Ginger Calms Digestion. Coconut Milk Delivers Healthy Fats That Help Your Body Absorb Every Fat Soluble Vitamin In This Bowl. COMMENTS: We Have Talked About This Soup And Its Importance To Keep New Yorkers Happy, Joyous, And Free. Now It Is Time To Stop Reading And Start Eating. 🗽🥣 Hot Soup Should Never Touch Plastic. Heat Causes Plasticizers To Leach Directly Into Your Food, Endocrine Disruptors Straight Into The Bowl You Were About To Feel Good About. Yech. We Use Glass Because Hot Soup And The Person Eating It Both Deserve Better. 🌱 ✿ ✿ ✿

(32 Oz.) 🌡️ INGREDIENTS: Carrots, Ginger, Red Onions, Garlic, Coconut Oil, and Homemade Coconut Milk. All Organic. 🥕🫚🥥 BENEFITS: Carrots Deliver Beta Carotene For Eye Health And Immune Support. Ginger Reduces Inflammation And Calms Digestion. Garlic Is One Of Nature's Most Powerful Antimicrobial Compounds. Coconut Milk And Coconut Oil Provide Healthy Fats That Help Your Body Absorb Every Fat Soluble Nutrient In This Bowl. COMMENTS: Homemade. Not From Instant Powdered Soup. Made In America. 🇺🇸 Carrots Are Good For Your Eyes And Onions And Garlic Are Good For Your Breath. Yeah Right. 😂 Do Not Worry. These Will Not Overpower Your Senses Or Your Breath. You Can Kiss Someone Right After Eating This. We Have Tested It. Nobody Flinched. 💋 Hot Soup Should Never Touch Plastic. Plasticizers Leach Directly Into Hot Food And Nobody Needs That. We Use Glass. Always. 🌱 ✿ ✿ ✿

INGREDIENTS: Banana, Vanilla, Cinnamon, Maple, Almond Flour, Buckwheat, Millet, Potato Starch, Olive Oil, Baking Soda, and Baking Powder. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. 🍌🍞 BENEFITS: Cinnamon Balances Blood Sugar. Olive Oil Feeds The Heart. Millet Delivers Magnesium And Slow Burning Complex Carbohydrates. Buckwheat Packs Complete Protein And Fiber. Banana Brings Potassium And Natural Sweetness. Almond Flour Adds Healthy Fats. Together They Make Something That Tastes Indulgent And Works Like Real Food. COMMENTS: People Travel From All Over The Tri-State Area To Taste This Banana Bread. The Recipe Is Stolen. 🤫 We Are Not Saying From Who. Our Lawyer Advised Against It. Come By And Give It A Whirl. Worth The Tolls. 🌱💛 ✿ ✿ ✿

INGREDIENTS: Almond Flour, Gluten Free Flour, Fresh Blueberries, Lemon, Maple, Vanilla Extract, Potato Starch, Baking Soda, Baking Powder, Flaxseed, Apple Cider Vinegar, and Pink Salt. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. Vegan. Gluten Free. 🫐🍋 BENEFITS: (Antioxidant Rich, Heart Healthy, and Gluten Free) COMMENTS: I Am Told People Have Been Driving From Texas To Get One Of These Muffins And Then Driving To Florida. I Think That Was Just One Person But We Should Take Credit Anyway. 🚗💨 We Invented One Of The Most Delicious Muffins In The World. The Recipe Is Right There. You Can Try To Steal It. We Are Not Giving You The Exact Details But If You Know What You Are Doing In The Kitchen You Can Figure It Out. And Yes There Are Calories In This Muffin So You Cannot Eat Them Like Tic Tacs. We Know You Want To. Show Some Restraint. 🫡🧁 ✿ ✿ ✿

INGREDIENTS: Carrot, Vanilla, Cinnamon, Maple, Almond Flour, Buckwheat Flour, Millet, Potato Starch, Olive Oil, Baking Soda, and Baking Powder. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. 🥕🧁 BENEFITS: (Antioxidant Rich, Blood Sugar Balancing, and Gluten Free) COMMENTS: As Far As Carrot Muffins Go This Is Absolutely A Winner. Gluten Free. No Refined Sweeteners. No Refined Flour. No Eggs. No Dairy. No Artificial Flavors. No Endocrine Disruptors. I Cannot Guarantee That Last Part Because I Do Not Know What Is Going On In Your Personal Chemistry And Frankly Neither Do You. But These Are Fantastic. 🌱 Carrots Are Good For Your Eyes. 👀 Anyone Interested In A Five Karat Fancy Diamond? ✿ ✿ ✿

INGREDIENTS: Avocado, Cacao Nibs, Almond Flour, Baking Soda, Baking Powder, Apple Cider Vinegar, Vanilla, Potato Starch, and Maple. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. Gluten Free. Vegan. 🥑🍫 BENEFITS: (Antioxidant Rich, Heart Healthy, and Mood Lifting) COMMENTS: Unbelievably Fresh But These Refrigerate Well If You Cannot Eat The Whole Thing. They Get Nice With The Cold. Something Happens In There. They Get Denser And Fudgier And You Start To Wonder If The Refrigerator Deserves Some Credit. 🤔❄️ Either Way, Fresh From Our Oven Or From Your Refrigerator, These Are Gluten Free, Vegan, And 100% Guaranteed Fresh And Amazing Every Day. Avocado Stands In For Butter And Does A Better Job. Cacao Nibs Deliver Magnesium And A Quiet Mood Lift Without A Gram Of Refined Sugar. This Is What Dessert Looks Like When It Decides To Grow Up. 🧁💚 ✿ ✿ ✿

INGREDIENTS: Zucchini, Vanilla, Cinnamon, Maple, Almond Flour, Buckwheat Flour, Millet, Potato Starch, Olive Oil, Baking Soda, and Baking Powder. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. Gluten Free. Vegan. 🥒🧁 BENEFITS: (Anti-Inflammatory, Blood Sugar Balancing, and Mineral Rich) COMMENTS: By Now We Hope You Realize The Bakery Is Gluten Free, Vegan, No Refined Sugar, And All That Good Stuff. 🌱 Expect A Soft Muffin. There Is No Refined Sugar To Bind It Together And That Is Exactly The Joy In The Texture. If You Want It To Hold Like The Muffin You Get From The Deli, Refrigerate It For Two Hours And It Will Firm Up Beautifully. Both Versions Are Correct. Both Are Delicious. ✿ ✿ ✿ WORD ORIGIN: The Word Muffin Likely Comes From The Low German Word Muffe, Meaning A Small Cake, And Arrived In English Around The Early 1700s, Long Before Anyone Thought To Make One Without Gluten, Dairy, Or Refined Sugar, Which Is Where We Come In.

INGREDIENTS: Cacao, Almond Milk, Almond Flour, Cassava, Baking Powder, Olive Oil, Chia, Pecans, Pink Salt, Vanilla, and Maple Syrup. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. Gluten Free. Vegan. Kosher. 🍫🥜 BENEFITS: (Antioxidant Rich, Omega 3 Rich, and Mood Lifting) COMMENTS: This Brownie Has Never Met Refined Sugar, Never Been Near Dairy, Never Looked At Gluten, And Has Absolutely No Regrets About Any Of It. 🌱 The Pecans Add Crunch At Exactly The Right Moment. The Cacao Goes Deep. The Cassava Holds Everything Together Without Asking For Attention. The Chia Seeds Are In There Doing Their Quiet Omega 3 Thing And Not Bragging About It. 💪 Delicious Is An Understatement. We Just Did Not Have A Better Word Available At The Time. 🍫✨ Invented By Peter Kay, Former COO And CFO Of Juice Press, Once Holder Of The Prestigious Title Of Chief Of Smoothies, And Now Thankfully Ours. Thanks Pete. ✿ ✿ ✿

INGREDIENTS: Rolled Organic Oats, Almond Flour, Flax, Chia, Baking Powder, Coconut Oil, Vanilla, Homemade Berry Jam, and Maple Syrup. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. Gluten Free. Vegan. 🍪🫐 BENEFITS: (Fiber Rich, Omega 3 Rich, and Heart Healthy) COMMENTS: If Every Leader In The World Took A Bite From This Cookie It Would Mean Two Things. All World Leaders Were At The Same Summit Discussing World Peace Already And The Agreements Were Made And Now Everyone Is Just Hungry. Please Share. 🌍🕊️ Take A Bite And Meditate On World Peace. When Everyone Does That Daily It Will Become A Reality. Not The Bite, The Meditation On Non-Harm. Watch The 1982 Film About Gandhi. I Saw It At Age Thirteen And It Still Makes Me Cry. Nothing Makes Me Cry. 🍪 Gluten Free. Vegan. Kosher. Made With Our Own Homemade Berry Jam. This Cookie Is Quietly Extraordinary And It Knows It. ✿ ✿ ✿

INGREDIENTS: Almond Flour, Peanut Butter, and Maple. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. Gluten Free. Vegan. 🥜🍪 BENEFITS: (Protein Rich, Heart Healthy, and Mood Lifting) COMMENTS: Three Ingredients. That Is It. We Are Not Hiding Anything. There Is Nothing To Hide. Sometimes The Simplest Thing In The Room Is The Best Thing In The Room And This Cookie Is Proof Of That. 💚 No Pectin. No Gums. No Stabilizers. No Refined Anything. No Unnecessary Fourth Ingredient Trying To Justify Its Existence. Just Almond Flour, Peanut Butter, And Maple Doing The Most With The Least, Which Is An Art Form Most People Never Master And This Cookie Has Had Since Day One. ✿ ✿ ✿

INGREDIENTS: Oats, Chia Seeds, Vanilla, Maple, Homemade Almond Milk, Pecans, Cinnamon, Pink Salt, and Nutmeg. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. Gluten Free. Vegan. Kosher. 🥣🌱 BENEFITS: (Fiber Rich, Omega 3 Rich, and Heart Healthy) COMMENTS: Scores A 10 On All Health Fronts. No Refined Ingredients. Gluten Free. Vegan. Kosher. Loves Yoga And Breathing Exercises. 🧘 This Oatmeal Has A Better Lifestyle Than Most Of Us. Shaped Like A Mini Loaf Of Bread Because We Are Testing Whether People Relate More To The Shape Than To The Word Cookie Or Muffin. This Could Easily Be A Muffin Or A Waffle. We Believe In The Word Bar As A Working Theory And This Is The Experiment. Participate Accordingly. Either Way It Is Delicious And That Is The Only Part That Is Not A Test. 🌱✨ ✿ ✿ ✿

INGREDIENTS: Sunflower Seeds, Pumpkin Seeds, Almonds, Oats, Raw Cacao, Husk Fiber, Coconut Oil, Maple, Flax Seeds, and Chia Seeds. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. Gluten Free. Vegan. 🥜🍫 BENEFITS: (Healthy Fat Rich, Omega 3 Rich, and Heart Healthy) COMMENTS: A Seeded Bar Loaded With Good Fats From Every Direction. Sunflower, Pumpkin, Flax, Chia, And Almonds Stack Omega 3s, Magnesium, Zinc, And Selenium Into Every Single Bite. Seeds And Nuts Are Among The Most Nutrient Dense Foods On The Planet And This Bar Is Basically A Delivery System For All Of Them At Once. I Called This The Keto Friendly Bar Because It Is All Nuts And Seeds With A Tiny Amount Of Maple Syrup To Hold It Together. Am I Wrong? Probably. The Keto Community Will Let Me Know. They Always Do. 📬 Anyway Good Luck With Your Ketosis Mission. We Believe In You. 💪🫡 ✿ ✿ ✿

INGREDIENTS: Almond Butter, Chocolate Chips, Cassava Flour, Pecans, Vanilla, Maple, and Baking Soda. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. Gluten Free. Vegan. Kosher. 🍪🌌 BENEFITS: (Antioxidant Rich, Heart Healthy, and Mood Lifting) COMMENTS: The Universe Is A Three Dollar Cookie From The Healthiest Food Place In The Universe. The Entire Cosmos Is Orbiting This Cookie Right Now. You Will Not Sense It At First When You Bite It And Then You Realize How With Every Breath We Take We Inhale A Piece Of The Universe. It Is Trippy. Not Ram Dass Trippy. Just The Metaphor Type. 🧘 All Vegan. All Gluten Free. No Refined Sugar. Certified Kosher. Almond Butter And Pecans Stack The Healthy Fats. Cassava Holds Everything Together Without Gluten Or Complaint. Chocolate Chips Arrive At Exactly The Right Moment. Let Us Bow Our Heads And Pray. Hallelujah. 🙏‼️ ✿ ✿ ✿

INGREDIENTS: Pistachios, Almond Flour, Cacao, Vanilla, Maple Syrup, Coconut Oil, and Puffed Quinoa. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. Gluten Free. Vegan. Kosher. 🍫💚 BENEFITS: (Protein Rich, Antioxidant Rich, and Mineral Dense) COMMENTS: Pistachio Trees Take Seven To Ten Years To Begin Producing Nuts And Fifteen To Twenty Years To Reach Peak Production. That Is A Longer Commitment Than Most Marriages. This Long Maturation Period Increases Costs For Farmers So Respect The Pistachio. 🌳 It Takes Seven To Ten Years To Build A Food Brand Worth Three Hundred Million Dollars Too. Patience Is The Ingredient Nobody Wants To Talk About. Puffed Quinoa Adds The Crunch. Cacao Goes Deep. Almond Flour And Coconut Oil Hold Everything Together With Class. Great Plant Based Protein, Antioxidants, Minerals, And Vitamins In Every Bite. 🌱 ✿ ✿ ✿

WHOLE LOAF INGREDIENTS: Banana, Vanilla, Cinnamon, Maple, Almond Flour, Buckwheat Flour, Millet, Potato Starch, Olive Oil, Baking Soda, and Baking Powder. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. Gluten Free. Vegan. Kosher. 🍌🍞 BENEFITS: (Energizing, Blood Sugar Balancing, and Deliciously Clean Calories) COMMENTS: Office Party? Birthday? Graduation? Holiday Event? Cheap Cocktail Party Serving Freeloaders At An Art Gallery Opening? 🎨 We Have You Covered. Cut Into Ten For A Happy Crowd. Twenty For An Elated One. Forty If You Are Stretching Your Budget For People Who Showed Up Exclusively For The Free Food And Honestly We Respect That. 🙌 Cut Into Two Giant Pieces For You And One Other Person Who Earned It. Delivered Wrapped In Butcher Paper Because Presentation Matters Even When The Guests Do Not. We Cut It Or You Cut It. Either Way It Is The Best Banana Bread In The Room And Everyone Will Know It. 🍌🌱✨ ✿ ✿ ✿

INGREDIENTS: Cacao, Vanilla, Pea Protein, Homemade Almond Milk, Coconut Oil, Gluten Free Flour, Peanut Butter, Dates, Maple Syrup. Organic Ingredients. No Refined Sugar 🌱 The Best Vegan Chocolate in New York City 🍫🏆 Why a Rectangle? Because It Is a Chocolate Bar. A Bar Is a Rectangle Not a Square. Geometry Matters 📐 Share This Delight With a Coworker, Spouse, Lover, Friend, or Keep It Entirely to Yourself. We Will Never Know 🤫🍫 Vegan. Gluten Free. Contains Tree Nuts and Peanuts.

INGREDIENTS: Cacao, Maple, Almond Butter, Homemade Almond Milk, Sunflower Lecithin. Organic Ingredients. No Refined Sugar 🍫 Vegan, Gluten Free, Contains Tree Nuts. Kids, Moms, Angry Teenagers, Construction Workers, Professional Gamblers, Skateboarders, Yogis, Gym Trainers, Hedge Fund Owners, School Teachers, and Even Dubai Chocolate Loyalists All Buy This Mini Chocolate From Us. Why? Because We Blackmail Everyone. I Have Photos of All of You. Buy My Chocolate or Else 📸🤫🍫

INGREDIENTS Adzuki Bean, Sofrito Wild Rice, Sweet Potato, Chipotle Cashew Cheese Sauce. Whole Wheat Wrap. Organic Ingredients. Fresh. Plant Based. Kosher 🌯🍠🌶️ Wrap Contains Gluten Because it is Delicious 🌾 STORY: Sweet potato bringing tender sweetness and complex carbohydrates that fuel without crashing. Adzuki beans delivering plant protein, fiber, and the kind of satiety that makes you forget you were ever skeptical about vegan food 💚 Sofrito wild rice adding depth, culture, and a untamed spirit that white rice could never 🌿 All of it drizzled in chipotle cashew cheese sauce that is smoky, creamy, and completely dairy free with zero apologies ✨ For those new to plant based eating who worry about feeling full, this is your answer. No sad pile of steamed vegetables. No compromise. Just a burrito engineered for real hunger by people who take nourishment seriously 💪 Pure ingredients. No artifice. Just food doing exactly what food is supposed to do 🌱

INGREDIENTS Chickpeas, Yukon Potatoes, Red Peppers, Garlic, Turmeric, Black Pepper, Romesco Sauce. Whole Wheat Wrap. Organic Ingredients. Fresh. Plant Based. Kosher 🌯🧆🌶️ Wrap Contains Gluten Because It Is Delicious 🌾 Chickpeas and Yukon Potatoes Are in Here Doing the Kind of Honest, Filling, Sustaining Work That Keeps You Going for Hours Without a Crash 💪 Turmeric and Black Pepper Together Because Black Pepper Activates Turmeric Absorption by 2000% and We Have Been Paying Attention 💛 Roasted Red Peppers and Garlic Rounding Everything Out with Sweetness and Depth. Then the Romesco Sauce. Our Famous Smoky Roasted Pepper and Almond Situation That Has No Business Being This Good and Yet Here We Are 🌱 This Burrito Wrap Is Plant Based, Deeply Satisfying, and Completely Unapologetic About the Gluten. Some Things Are Worth It ✨

INGREDIENTS Chickpea, Potato, Zucchini, Carrots, Olive Oil, Cumin, Coriander, Sea Salt, Black Pepper. Whole Wheat Wrap. Served with Award Winning Peppercorn Dressing 🌯🌿🏆 Wrap Contains Gluten 🌾 Chickpeas and potato anchoring this wrap with real sustaining power. Lightly sautéed zucchini and carrots keeping things fresh and colorful without trying too hard 🥕 Cumin and coriander doing the ancient spice duo thing they have been perfecting for thousands of years. Olive oil holding everything together with quiet Mediterranean confidence 🫒 Then the award winning peppercorn dressing arrives and the whole situation levels up. We are still not disclosing which award. Just know it was earned and the competition was real 🏆 Plant based. Filling. Clean. Completely unapologetic about the gluten ✨🌱

INGREDIENTS Eggplant, Red Pepper, Onions, Tomatoes, Garlic, Cashew Ricotta, Basil, Oregano, Olive Oil. Served with Romesco Sauce. Served Warm 🌯🍆🌶️ Contains Gluten. This Wrap Went to Italy and Never Fully Came Back 🇮🇹 Roasted Eggplant, Sweet Red Pepper, Caramelized Onions, and Tomatoes All Coming Together in Olive Oil with Garlic, Basil, and Oregano Doing What Mediterranean Herbs Do Best. Then the Cashew Ricotta Shows Up and Changes Everything. Creamy, Rich, Completely Plant Based, and Absolutely Nobody Is Missing Dairy 💚 Wrapped Warm and Served with Our Romesco Sauce, a Smoky, Roasted Pepper and Almond Situation That Takes an Already Great Wrap and Elevates It to Something You Will Think About on the Way Home 🌱✨

INGREDIENTS: Chickpea, Potato, Olive Oil, Nutritional Yeast, Fennel Seed, Cumin, Coriander, Sea Salt, Black Pepper, Potato Powder, Garlic, Onion. Baked Not Fried. Organic. Gluten Free 🌿🧆 Two for $10.95 with an Award Winning Peppercorn Dressing 🏆 These Are Not Your Average Chickpea Patties. Fennel Seed, Cumin, and Coriander Walked Into a Kitchen and Refused to Leave Until Something Extraordinary Was Made. Nutritional Yeast Adding Depth. Garlic and Onion Doing What Garlic and Onion Always Do, Which Is Everything 💚 Baked Not Fried Because We Respect Your Cardiovascular System and Also Our Kitchen 🌱 The Peppercorn Dressing Is Award Winning. We Are Not Telling You Which Award. Just Know That It Exists and It Is Real and This Dressing Earned It Fair and Square 🫙✨

INGREDIENTS: Cauliflower, Puffed Quinoa, Chickpea Flour, Potato Starch, Nutritional Yeast, Paprika, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, Oregano, Pepper. Pick Your Sauce. Salsa Verde or Chipotle. Both Are the Right Answer 🥦🌿🌶️ Cauliflower Coated in a Crispy Chickpea and Nutritional Yeast Crust with Puffed Quinoa in the Mix Because We Take Texture Seriously Around Here 💚 Whole Food Carbohydrates, Plant Protein, and Fiber Delivering Steady Energy Without the Crash That Refined Carbs Charge You for Later 🧠 Unrefined Carbohydrates from Vegetables and Intact Grains Are Essential for Metabolic Health. Highly Processed Carbs Stripped of Fiber and Nutrients Disrupt Blood Sugar and Drive Inflammation. That Is Not an Opinion. That Is Biology 🌱 Served in a Highly Polished Platinum Bowl, Ha, Ha, Not Really!

INGREDIENTS: Yukon Potatoes, Red Peppers, Onions, Garlic, Sea Salt, Black Pepper, Paprika, Olive Oil. Baked. 🥔🌶️🫒 Roasted Yukons, sweet red peppers, caramelized onions, and garlic finished in olive oil and paprika. Simple. Nothing hiding 🌿 Baked whole potatoes are among the most satiating foods on the planet. Resistant starch feeds your gut, potassium supports heart health, fiber keeps blood sugar stable. Red peppers adding vitamin C and real antioxidants 💛 Building real food inside a juice concept meant thinking like a chef. Different equipment, different training, completely different mindset. Hard and worth every bit of it 🌱 The evidence is in. Scratch made food alongside juice is a more complete, more scalable model. Scalable meaning replicable with integrity. Real ingredients. People come back for it ✨

INGREDIENTS: Brussels Sprouts, Puffed Quinoa, Chickpea Flour, Potato Starch, Nutritional Yeast, Paprika, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, Oregano, Pepper. Served with Salsa Verde or Chipotle Sauce 🥦🌿🌶️ Brussels sprouts that actually slap. Chickpea and nutritional yeast crust, crunchy and plant based. Puffed quinoa in the mix because texture deserves respect 💚 What we eat shapes our nervous system. Blood sugar, gut health, inflammation, all of it influences mood, focus, and stress. Eat clean and your brain rewards you 🧠 We ditched the plastic. Gorgeous, clean, reusable glass now. No leaching, no waste, no excuses. The packaging should be as clean as the ingredients. Now it is 🫙 Pick your sauce. Salsa Verde or Chipotle. Both are correct answers ✨🌱

INGREDIENTS: Kelp Noodles, Carrots, Zucchini, Peanut, Chipotle Powder, Coconut Aminos, Nutritional Yeast, Lime Juice, Ginger Juice. Gluten Free. Contains Peanuts 🌿🥜🌶️ Kelp Noodles Straight from the Ocean Floor. Chipotle Heat. Ginger Bite. Lime Brightness. Peanut Richness. Coconut Aminos Doing the Work of Soy Sauce Without Any of the Drama 💚 We Cannot Guarantee Which Chakra This Activates. Every Body Is Different and We Are Not Licensed Chakra Technicians. However Based on the Ingredients, the Heat, and the General Energy of This Dish We Are Fairly Confident It Is the Throat Chakra 🔵 Speak Your Truth. Order the Noodles. These Things May Be Related. Nutritional Yeast Bringing the B12 and the Subtle Cheesy Situation That Nobody Can Quite Explain but Everybody Appreciates 🌱 Gluten Free. Contains Peanuts. Contains Opinions ✨

INGREDIENTS: Buckwheat Soba, Cucumber, Carrots, Red Cabbage, Chili, Rice Vinegar, Coconut Aminos, Garlic. Gluten Free. Thin Noodle. Cold. Bold. Gone 🍜🌶️ People Search Everywhere for the Answer. Retreats, Books, Philosophies, Scrolling at 2am. The Answer Is Breathing. Not Metaphorically. Literally. Slow It Down. Breathe Through the Meeting, the Traffic, the Argument, the Uncertainty. A Regulated Nervous System Is Not a Luxury, It Is the Foundation of Everything 🌬️ Breathe Before You Eat. Breathe While You Eat. Come Back to Your Breath All Day Long. Not to Escape Life but to Actually Show Up for It. Present. Alive. Unscattered 🧠 This Jar Is That Philosophy Made edible. Cold Soba, Crunchy Vegetables, Garlic, Chili, Coconut Aminos, and Rice Vinegar in Perfect Balance. No Heaviness. No Crash. Just Clean Fuel for a Nervous System That Deserves Your Attention 💚 Return Your Jar. It Is Good Karma. We Call It Jarma 🫙✨

INGREDIENTS: Massaged Kale, Shredded Carrots, Goji Berries, Lemon Maple Dijon Turmeric Marinade. Organic. Kosher 🍁🌿 Massaged Kale, Shredded Carrots, and Goji Berries in a Lemon Maple Dijon Turmeric Marinade That Earns Every Ingredient in Its Name 💚 BENEFITS: Kale Brings Vitamins A, C, and K Plus Antioxidants That Fight Inflammation at the Source. Massaging Breaks Down the Fiber So Your Body Actually Absorbs All of It. Carrots Adding Beta Carotene for Eye Health, Immune Support, and Skin That Thanks You Later. Goji Berries Delivering Antioxidants, Vitamin C, and the Kind of Quiet Superfood Energy That Does Not Need to Announce Itself 🧠 Turmeric and Dijon Doing Something Unexpected and Completely Correct Together. Lemon and Maple Keeping It Bright and Balanced Without Any Added Nonsense 🌱 Clean. Alive. Completely Worth It ✨

INGREDIENTS: Kelp Noodles, Mushrooms, Spinach, Sun Dried Tomato, Pesto. Basil, Olive Oil, Garlic, Lemon, Nutritional Yeast, Pepper. Gluten Free 🌿🍄🍋 YOUR FORTUNE: Kelp Noodles with Zero Carbs, Zero Gluten, Zero Insecurities 💚 Mushrooms for Depth and Umami. Spinach Because Popeye Was Right 🥬 Homemade Pesto, No Dairy, No Compromise. A Sauce That Knows It 🌱 And Yet We Still Get Distracted. We Keep Forgetting to Breathe. That Is Why the Practice Is Daily. That Is Why We Go to Classes, to Remember, to Lock the Pattern In 🌬️ Breathe. It Makes Life Easier. When the Tsunami Comes You Can Stay Calm, Lead People to Safety, and Teach Compassion in the Same Breath. 💚 Return Your Jar. Jarma 🫙✨

INGREDIENTS: Broccoli, Quinoa, Cauliflower, Zucchini, Red Pepper, Sweet Potato, Paprika, Kale, Carrots, Garlic, Olive Oil, Mustard, Maple Syrup, Lemon Juice, Black Pepper, Sea Salt 🥦🥕🌶️ TIP: You Do Not Have to Analyze Everything Into Paralysis. Overanalysis Turns Into Anxiety and Eventually Nothing Gets Done. Life Is Calculated Risk, Not Recklessness. You Do Not Jump From a Plane Because the Parachute Looks Good. Although When You Do Jump, You Pull the Cord. Or You Die. Decide. Act. Stay Present 🌬️ Sixteen Ingredients. All Real. All Pronounceable. No Chemistry Degree Required. Eat Cold or Warm It Up 🌱 Clean Food Is a Calculated Risk Worth Taking Every Single Time 💚 Return Your Jar. Jarma 🫙✨

(2.5 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Almonds, Olive Oil, Lemon, Garlic, Coconut Aminos, Oregano, Basil, Capers, Chickpea Miso. 🌿🍋🫒 FORTUNE: What Are the Subjects That Intersect When We Talk About Health and Wellness? It Starts With Mental Health, Which Really Just Boils Down to Regulating the Nervous System. Physical Health, Which Is Just as Complicated, Involves Diet, Exercise, Rest, and Living in a Clean Environment. Being Symptom Free and Happy Are Two Critical Measurements of Real Health. How Do We Learn to Do the Right Thing? We Listen First to Teachers, and Then We Find Some Way of Empowering Ourselves So That We Can Take Action. When We Take That Action a Dozen or More Times It Becomes a Pattern, and After a Month or Two It Really Becomes Lifestyle. Patterns and Habits, That Is All There Is to It.

(2.5 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Cashews, Mellow Miso, Nutritional Yeast, Smoked Paprika, Pink Salt, Chipotle Chili, Lemon Juice, Apple Cider Vinegar. 🌿🍋🌶️ SENSATIONS: Cashews Bringing Healthy Monounsaturated Fats That Support Heart Health and Keep You Full. Mellow Miso a Fermented Probiotic Powerhouse That Feeds Gut Bacteria, Supports Digestion, and Delivers Enzymes Your Body Actually Uses. Nutritional Yeast Loading in B Vitamins Including B12, Essential for Energy, Nerve Function, and Brain Health. Smoked Paprika Bringing Antioxidants and Anti Inflammatory Compounds. Chipotle Chili Firing Up Metabolism and Circulation. Lemon Juice Alkalizing, Supporting Liver Function, and Delivering Vitamin C. Apple Cider Vinegar Stabilizing Blood Sugar, Supporting Digestion, and Keeping the Gut Environment Balanced 🧠

(2.5 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Raw Cashews, Fresh Lemon Juice, Black Peppercorns, Nutritional Yeast, Pink Salt. 🌿🍋 BENEFITS: Raw Cashews Blended into a Creamy Base That Delivers Healthy Fats, Magnesium, Zinc, and Plant Protein. Fresh Lemon Juice for Brightness and Vitamin C. Black Peppercorns for Heat, Flavor, and the Underrated Benefit of Enhancing Nutrient Absorption Throughout the Entire Dish. Nutritional Yeast Loading in B Vitamins, B12, and That Savory Cheesy Depth That Makes People Suspicious in the Best Possible Way. Pink Salt for Minerals and Balance 🧠 No Dairy. No Aging Required. No Cave Necessary. Just Five Ingredients That Figured out How to Be Greater Than the Sum of Their Parts ✨🌱

(2.5 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Dijon Mustard, Olive Oil, Maple Syrup, Fresh Lemon Juice, Turmeric, Garlic, Cumin, Fennel Seed. 🌿🍋💛 FORTUNE: What Are the Subjects That Intersect When We Talk About Health and Wellness? It Starts With Mental Health, Which Really Just Boils Down to Regulating the Nervous System. Physical Health, Which Is Just as Complicated, Involves Diet, Exercise, Rest, and Living in a Clean Environment. Being Symptom Free and Happy Are Two Critical Measurements of Real Health. How Do We Learn to Do the Right Thing? We Listen First to Teachers, and Then We Find Some Way of Empowering Ourselves So That We Can Take Action. When We Take That Action a Dozen or More Times It Becomes a Pattern, and After a Month or Two It Really Becomes Lifestyle. Patterns and Habits, That Is All There Is to It.

(2.5 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Garlic, Tomato, Olive Oil, Oregano, Basil, Pink Salt, Pepper. 🍅🌿 GOOD FORTUNE: Where Do You Think Human Eating Patterns Developed? Do You Think We Eat the Way We Eat Because of Some Grand Scientific Design, or Is It Really Just Cultural Economics and Consumerism Dressed Up in a Lab Coat, Combined With the Very Human Talent for Getting Hopelessly Addicted to Things? We Eat What Suppliers Put on Our Shelves, We Get Addicted to It, We Demand More of It, and Then We Act Surprised When None of It Resembles Anything Our Great Grandmother Would Recognize. Somehow We Convinced Ourselves This Was All Very Normal. It All Started Several Thousand Years Ago When Food Preservation Became a Thing, and Honestly, We Have Been Out of Control Ever Since.

(2.5 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Tomatillos, Cilantro, Garlic, Olive Oil, Jalapeño, Salt, Pepper. 🌿🌶️ The Underrated Cousin of Tomato Sauce Who Studied Abroad and Came Back With Better Stories 💚 Tomatillos Bringing Vitamin C, Potassium, Fiber, and a Bright Tangy Acidity That Wakes Everything Up on Contact. Cilantro Dividing Opinion Since the Beginning of Time but Delivering Antioxidants, Anti Inflammatory Compounds, and Heavy Metal Detox Properties to Those Evolved Enough to Appreciate It 🌱 Garlic Showing Up as Always, Uninvited and Absolutely Necessary. Jalapeño Firing Up Metabolism, Clearing Sinuses, and Reminding Your Nervous System It Is Still Alive 🌶️ Olive Oil Binding Everything Together With Heart Healthy Elegance 🫒 Seven Ingredients. One Sauce. Zero Compromises. This Is Salsa Verde. It Has Been Around for Thousands of Years Because It Is Correct ✨

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Ceremonial Grade, Traditional, Mindful Matcha, Vanilla, Cardamom, Maple, Lion's Mane, Homemade Almond Milk. Organic Ingredients 🍵🌿 PROMISE: No Refined Sugar on the Upper East Side 🚫🍬! This creamy matcha latte has been meticulously crafted to offer a subtle sweetness and a bold matcha flavor, created with our homemade, unpasteurized almond milk. A true delight 🥛✨ Ceremonial grade matcha, the pinnacle of high quality green tea, is indeed a sensation 🍃

(8 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Cold Brew, Homemade Almond Milk, Vanilla Extract, Maple. Organic Ingredients ☕🥛 VALUE PROP: No Refined Sugar. Coffee has caffeine but has nutrients from fresh made almond milk. You get the buzz and the nourishment in the same glass. You are welcome 🫙✨ HISTORY: People ask why we don't have a 'hot coffee' program so we guide them gently to this ancient sutra: Thus it is said: To cook the fruit bean twice in the fire, is to invite heat into the soul of the drink. The hot brew brings an acid bite, distancing the drinker from the gentle spirit of nature. Cold water, in its patience, draws out the essence, a harmony of flavor untainted by haste. The machine, in its harsh labor, disrupts the balance, and the true body, pure and close to the earth, is obscured. In the stillness of cold brew, nature is honored, the fruit bean remains as it was given, and the mind, in each sip, finds peace.

(12 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Cold Brew Coffee. Black. 12 oz. jar with fresh made ice right in it ☕🧊 Organic Ingredients. No Refined Sugar. Cold brew never touches heat so the flavor runs deeper with less acidity. Our beans come from Vita, organic and fair trade 🌱 This stuff is potent. One jar can carry you through a full day. Sip it black over ice or add your milk of choice. Almond, oat, whatever makes you happy 🥛 It does not judge.

(8 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Cold Brew Coffee, Ginger Juice, Chipotle, Maple, Cinnamon, Homemade Almond Milk. Organic Ingredients ☕🌶️🍁 A total signature drink only found with us on the Upper East Side. No Refined Sugar. People ask why we do not have a hot coffee program. But we do! We ❤️ Drip Coffee too, come by and experience our coffee sensations ‼️

(16 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Cold Brew Coffee, Homemade Almond Milk, Banana, Dates, Tahini, and Cinnamon. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. No Gluten. No Single Use Plastic. Just Real Food. Contains Caffeinated Cold Brew Coffee. BENEFITS: (Energizing, Focus Boosting, and Mood Lifting) COMMENTS: Cold Brew Meets Tahini In A Combination That Sounds Unusual And Tastes Like A Decision You Will Never Regret. Banana And Dates Handle The Sweetness. Cinnamon Ties Everything Together Like It Always Does. No Refined Sugar. No Gluten. Just Real Food That Happens To Wake You Up Beautifully. ✿ ✿ ✿ CONSCIOUSNESS THEORY: What If Consciousness Did Not Emerge From Spacetime But Actually Preceded It, And The Universe Did Not Create Awareness But Awareness Created The Universe. What If You Were Never A Byproduct Of Matter But The Reason It Exists At All. Drink This And Sit With That For A Minute.

(16 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Cold Brew, Banana, Almond Butter, Hemp Seeds, Pea Protein, Dates, and Homemade Almond Milk. All Organic. No Refined Sugar. No Gluten. No Single Use Plastic. Just Real Food. Contains Caffeinated Cold Brewed Coffee! BENEFITS: (Energizing, Muscle Supporting, and Focus Boosting) COMMENTS: Cold Brew Meets Clean Nutrition In One Dangerously Delicious Glass. Protein, Healthy Fats, Natural Sugars From Dates And Banana, And Enough Caffeine To Make Your To Do List Nervous. Just Real Food That Happens To Wake You Up. PRICING: Cold Pressed Juice Takes Real Produce, Real Time, And Real Hands. The Price Reflects The Process, Not A Markup. ✿ ✿ ✿ ASTROLOGY READING: With Mercury In Cold Brew And Your Almond Moon Rising, The Stars Suggest You Were Always Going To Order This, Your Only Mistake Was Hesitating, Drink It Before Your Rising Sign Changes Its Mind And Orders A Sad Drip Coffee From Somewhere Deeply Unworthy Of Your Chart.

(16 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Echinacea Purpurea, European Elderberry, Ginger Rhizome, Chamomile, Yarrow Herb, Peppermint Leaf. Caffeine Free 🍵🌿 Recommended to Support the Overall Immune System 💪 This Is Traditional Medicinals Doing What They Do Best. Six Ingredients Your Ancestors Used Before Pharmacies Had Parking Lots 🏥 Your Senses → Hormonal Response → Brain Chemistry → Frontal Cortex or Amygdala → Thoughts → Loop → More Sensations → More Chemistry → Reactivity → Heart Rate Change → Respiration Change → You Are a Highly Sensitive Sensing Machine and This Loop Is Running Your Life. Can You Interrupt It? Email Us. 369@ilovegoodsugar (Dot Com). Please Allow Up to One Year for a Response, We Are Super Busy.

(16 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Ginger Rhizome, Blackberry Leaf, Stevia Leaf, Lemon Myrtle. Caffeine Free 🍵🫚 Recommended for Symptom Relief or Total Immunity Support 🛡️ Traditional Medicinals. Four Ingredients. No Nonsense. Drink It When You Feel Something Coming On. Drink It When You Do Not. Prevention Never Tasted This Good 🌿 The Most Important Time to Program Your Mind Is Right When You Wake Up, Before You Open Your Eyes. This State Is Called the Hypnagogic State. You Are Not Asleep and Not Awake. Here We Should Condition the Mind to Dwell in Gratitude and the Positive Aspects of Reality, No Matter How Difficult Reality Seems. In This Way We Influence Where the Mechanical Mind Places Its Focus. Senses → Chemistry → Thoughts → Loop → More Senses → More Chemistry → Reactivity. You Know How This Goes. Keep Practicing. It May Take a Week. It May Take a Decade. Either Way, Start Tomorrow Morning Before You Open Your Eyes.

(16 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Genmaicha and Matcha Tea Leaf. 🍵✨ Naturally Occurring Caffeine 14mg. Nourishing and Uplifting. Traditional Medicinals. Just Enough Caffeine to Open Your Eyes Without Rattling Your Soul 👀🌱 My 4th Step Amends: Dad, Do You Remember in 1984 When We Had That Break In at the Mansion in Beverly Hills? That Was Me and Michael S. He Wanted the VCRs in Trade for a Cache of Weapons Including Small Arms 🔪🔫💣, Bulletproof Vests, Tear Gas, and Police Batons. Anyway, I Am Sorry for Staging the Robbery. I Am Also Sorry That You Collected a Lot of Insurance 💰 on the Stolen Goods. The Statute of Limitations Is Long Expired So Here Is My Full Confession. What a Childhood That Was. Anyway, It Has All Worked Out. I Am Selling Juice and Serving the People 40 Years Later. I Am Sorry.

(16 Oz.) INGREDIENTS: Yerba Mate. Yerba Mate Is a Traditional South American Herbal Drink Made From the Leaves of the Ilex Paraguariensis Plant, Naturally Containing Caffeine Along With Other Compounds Like Theobromine That Provide a Smoother, More Sustained Energy. It Tends to Boost Alertness and Focus Without the Sharp Crash Often Associated With Coffee. Caffeinated for Your Relaxation.

This Amount of Juice Is More Like 1.5 to 2 Meal Replacements if You Are Trying to Reset Your Thinking About Food, Drop a Pound or Two, and Work Your Way Into Longer All Juice Cleanses. 2 Juices and 1 Smoothie, and You Should Eat a Huge Plant Based Leafy Green Salad. Follow Me, I Will Show You the Way. Stay Off Intoxicating Foods and Drink More Juice if Needed.

This Is a Beginner Cleanse Because You Get to Eat One Full Plant Based Meal Hunted or Gathered on Your Own Before Sunset, Plus You Are Drinking 3 Juices and a Smoothie That Day. You Will Be Fine. In the Old Days We Sold 6 Juices Per Day. You Would Be Drowning in Juice and Getting a Good Amount of Calories. 3 Juices and 1 Smoothie Are More Likely the Only Needed Amount, Especially if You Are Resting. Add More Fruit Juices if You Are Working Out Like a Beast. Be Grateful.

4 Juices and 1 Smoothie Is the Plan. No Solid Food, Unless You Want To. It Is Calorie Restrictive However Incredibly Nutrient Efficient, High Quality, Low Digestive Resistance, Alkalizing, and Clean Calories. Best to Sleep, Meditate, Pray, Read, Write, and Serve Others to Get the Maximum Benefits. Do Not Forget to Breathe Deep, a Lot.

($9.95 for One Bottle=30 day supply.) Each serving is packed with powerful nutrients to fuel your body and mind: 120 mg of vitamin C (200% daily value) for immune support, 2.4 mcg of vitamin B12 (100% daily value) for natural energy, and 2000 IU of plant-based vitamin D3 (500% daily value) from lichen for bone and mood support. It also delivers 15 mg of iron and 10 mg of zinc (both 100% daily value) for strength and resilience, plus 80 mg of calcium for everyday wellness. To top it off, we added 15 mg of trans-resveratrol from red grapes and 100 mg of blue spirulina—two antioxidant powerhouses that help protect your cells and keep you feeling vibrant.

For Local Delivery Only! This delicious, edible book is crafted from the finest paper and ink. The philosophies of the goodsugar diet are digestible, gluten free, high in protein, free of refined sugar, farm to table, and low calorie. Try pairing it with a juice or smoothie for the full experience. Served Warm.

The goodsugar Mason Jar Lid, $1.00 Fits our 8,12,16,32 Oz. Jars. You Might Be Wondering Why We Are Offering This Lid for a Dollar. Well, a Lot of People Love Our Mason Jars, Use Them Daily, and Want Extra Lids. So We Charge You a Dollar. They Cost Us About Seventy Nine Cents. We Have to Cover Our Costs. You Can Order as Many as You Want, or Just One. No Judgment Either Way. It Is Made From Metal, Which Matters, Because We Were the First Food Brand in All of New York City to Eliminate Single Use Plastic From Our Packaging Entirely, and We Are Not About to Put It Back in the Form of a Cheap Plastic Lid. Every Detail Counts When You Are Serious About This Stuff. One Important Note: if You Do Not Cover the Hole and There Is Liquid in the Jar and You Turn It Upside Down, the Liquid Will Come Out of the Hole. We Considered Not Mentioning This, but Here We Are. What More Can We Say About This Lid That the Image Does Not Already Show.

This Is a Gorgeous Piece of Glass. Clear, Clean, and Completely Unapologetic About Being Exactly What It Is. Our Metal Lid, Available Separately on the Site for a Dollar, Fits Right on Top Like It Was Born There, Because It Was. Eight Ounces, Give or Take a Hair, Which We Are Told Is the Perfect Amount for People Who Know What They Are Doing. Here Is Something Worth Pausing on. Goodsugar Was the First Food Brand in All of New York City, and Quite Possibly Several Other States, to Completely Eliminate Single Use Plastic Packaging in Favor of Glass. Not Because It Was Easy or Cheap, but Because It Was the Only Option That Made Any Sense. Glass Is Reusable, Recyclable, Infinitely Better for Your Body, and Frankly a Lot More Beautiful Sitting on Your Counter Than a Plastic Cup Headed Straight for a Landfill. We Did It Before It Was Trendy. We Would Do It Again. Enjoy.

This Is a Stunning Piece of Glass. Clear, Clean, and Completely Unapologetic About Being Exactly What It Is. Our Metal Lid, Available Separately on the Site for a Dollar, Fits Right on Top Like It Was Born There, Because It Was. Twelve Ounces, Which We Are Told Is the Sweet Spot for People Who Want a Little More Without Committing to the Whole Thing. You Know Who You Are. Here Is Something Worth Pausing on. Goodsugar Was the First Food Brand in All of New York City, and Quite Possibly Several Other States, to Completely Eliminate Single Use Plastic Packaging in Favor of Glass. Not Because It Was Easy or Cheap, but Because It Was the Only Option That Made Any Sense. Glass Is Reusable, Recyclable, Infinitely Better for Your Body, and Frankly a Lot More Beautiful Sitting on Your Counter Than a Plastic Cup Headed Straight for a Landfill. We Did It Before It Was Trendy. We Would Do It Again. Twelve Ounces of Proof That Doing the Right Thing Can Also Look Really Good. Enjoy.

Sixteen Ounces. The One People Come Back for. Substantial Enough to Mean Business, Elegant Enough to Sit on Your Desk Without Feeling Like a Gas Station. Gorgeous Glass, Clear and Clean. Our Metal Lid, a Dollar on the Site, Fits Right on Top Like It Always Belonged There. goodsugar Was the First Food Brand in All of New York City to Completely Eliminate Single Use Plastic in Favor of Glass. Before Anyone Was Asking. Before It Was Trendy. Plastic Cups Are a Disaster for Your Body and the Planet. Glass Is Reusable, Recyclable, and Infinitely Better in Every Way That Matters. Sixteen Ounces of Something You Can Feel Good About. Enjoy.

This Is Where Risk Pays Off. Thirty Two Ounces for Two Dollars. You Did Not Come Here to Play It Safe and Frankly We Respect That Enormously. This Is the Boldest, Most Committed Version of the Goodsugar Mason Jar, Gorgeous Glass, Crystal Clear, and Built for People Who Know Exactly What They Want and Are Not Interested in Going Back for Seconds Because There Are No Seconds When You Start With Thirty Two Ounces. Our Metal Lid, Available on the Site for a Dollar, Sits on Top Like It Was Always Meant to Be There, Because It Was. Goodsugar Was the First Food Brand in All of New York City, and Quite Possibly Several Other States, to Completely Eliminate Single Use Plastic in Favor of Glass. Before the Trend. Before Anyone Asked. Because Plastic Was Never the Answer and Glass Always Was. Thirty Two Ounces. Two Dollars. The Confident Choice. Enjoy.

200 Oz. ‼️ One Container to Rule Them All. These Were Not Easy to Make and We Are Not Making More, Which Is Why There Are Only Nine Left and You Should Probably Stop Reading and Start Ordering. Comes With A Metal Lid Included, Because at Two Hundred Ounces You Have Already Committed and We Are Not Going to Nickel and Dime You on the Lid. Use Them for Novelty, Storing Coins, Hosting a Party Where Two Hundred Ounces of Juice in a Single Planet Saving Container Is Not Just Practical but Absolutely Critical, or Simply Place One in Your Home and Let Guests Ask Questions You Will Enjoy Answering. goodsugar Was the First Food Brand in All of New York City to Completely Eliminate Single Use Plastic in Favor of Glass. This Jar Is the Logical, Slightly Unhinged Conclusion of That Commitment. Two Hundred Ounces of Glass. Zero Plastic. Nine Available. Enjoy. Only 9 Left.

Here Is How This Works: Simply Select 3 Options at Minimum. If any Item(s) Are Out of Stock, We Will Notify. Shortly Thereafter, the DoorDash Cyclist Shows Up and We Hand Them a Tote or Two Filled With Your Goodies. Next, You Are on Your Way to a Promotion, or at the Very Least Feeling Satiated and Caffeinated for However Many Hours Are Required to Get the Activity Completed. Now, at the End of the Day When Your Head Hits the Pillow, Rest at Ease Knowing How You Shared Healthy Calories and Ideas With Your Coworkers and Friends. Thank You.